He is here all the time. If only you had the equipment to know that and experience your own divinity.
A mind is a terrible thing to waste and atheists are the poster children of wasted minds.
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The equipment?
Are you propositioning me?
I mean, I gotta admit I'm intrigued and maybe even a little curious
Ok fine here's my equipment
*unzips*
"A mind is a terrible thing to waste and atheists are the poster children of wasted minds"
Why, yes! We stand around all the time in drooling adoration, while our Leaders vicariously bask in our devotion... Oh wait...
He is here all the time?
So then he is watching children getting raped and abused while listening to them praying for his help and then doing nothing about it? Watching his 'perfect' creation getting born with cancer and horrible defects? Listening to starving children praying for something to eat and not giving them food?
Some omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent god you got there.
If I don't experience my own or others divinity because I lack the "equipment," why would your omnipotent, omniscient, omni-benevolent deity create me that way?
"He is here all the time. If only you had the equipment to know that and experience your own divinity."
Which is?
"A mind is a terrible thing to waste and atheists are the poster children of wasted minds."
And yet compared to the atheists I know your mind is far more wasted and lost.
atheists are the poster children of wasted minds
Omprem's got to be a poe, but just in case...
It's not the atheists who are pushing for anti-intellectual nonsense to be taught in schools. It's religious fundies who want to deny the acquisition of knowledge to others, and they themselves are absolutely terrified of it.
So who again are the poster children of wasted minds?
"He is here all the time."
Yes, I think He probably is. Inhabiting the wasteland that is the mind of omprem. And I expect most of us hopes He stays there.
Experience my own divinity? Dude, you have to stay away from the peyote!
Which is why the atheist scientists are all out fighting disease and extending human life, rather then experiencing their own divinity.
"A mind is a terrible thing to waste and atheists are the poster children of wasted minds."
Well, you know it's generally acknowleged that we males think with what's in our trousers, so...! X3
"He is here all the time."
I'll say. (*Pats 'Gentleman's Region' of trousers *) [/James May; 'Oh, Cock!'] X3
"If only you had the equipment to know that and experience your own divinity."
(*Unzips *)
(*CREAAAAAAK... CRUNCH-UNCH-UNCH-UNCH...! *)
Suck Satan's Cock! [/Bill Hicks] >:D
“He is here all the time.”
So, every school shooting, there He is. Doing fuck-all for anyone.
“If only you had the equipment to know that and experience your own divinity.”
MY divinity? I’m an atheist. I don’t think anything’s divine, least of all me.
“A mind is a terrible thing to waste”
You should be telling this to Banana Man, Ray. Or anyone who buys into his nitwittery.
"and atheists are the poster children of wasted minds.”
Sure thing. Every time i talk about the Ark needing a year’s worth of food for all aboard, it’s the atheists who CLAIM they read the Book but insist it was only 40 days.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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