@Feral_Coon_Slayer

A fucking nigger is over at my house right now. Because we're having a fucking family reunion, and some distant relatives (white trash in my opinion) decided to show up from out of bum fuck no-where, and they bring their nigger with them. I had a hard time keeping from going into anaphylactic shock. The first thing that came to my mind was, is my gun loaded, and is it easy to reach. Fuck. Those. Shit. Bag. Relatives.

I feel your pain.

I visited my sister at Christmas a few years ago in St. Louis and there was a nigger buck in the room when I arrived. I took her into the kitchen and asked her why she invited a nigger from work. She told me that it invited itself and I said, "But, it's your house!". Then, I began yelling, "nigger! nigger! nigger! nigger! nigger!" and she seemed to get upset but was also laughing. She said, "He works were we do!". I responded: "So, it's not you saying it - it's your racist brother from Georgia!" When we came out of the kitchen, the nigger had fled, and there were no recriminations for my behavior. In fact, everyone seemed to be more at ease and more in the spirit of Christmas.

Then, we all settled in for a viewing of "A Christmas Story" and "Miracle on 34th Street".

It was a White Christmas!