soon they'll have satanism in schools..... oh wait... its been renamed as evolution
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Satanism is a religion.
Evolution is a biological process.
They are in no way shape or form the same.
I hope this clears things.
Have a nice day.
Yeah, that's why it forms the basis of modern medical science. My advice to you, Mike, is to avoid all medical treatment and pray a lot.
Okay, I see the logic here:
Pokemon is Satanic
Evolution is a scientific theory, not a religion, and gives no mention to the "teachings" of Lucifer , so it should be obvious why this is not true. You sir are a moron.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Throws old vegetables).
After the spate of extreme sexism from radfems and "Muh machismo" whiners, over-the-top antisemitism courtesy of Real Jew News and whatever this shit is, it's nice to see some classic religious fundie stupidity for a change.
Then I guess most normal sane Christians are Satanists, then.
Really, why make this an issue? Accepting evolution does not make anyone less a good Christian. They've been fine with it for years. Shut up, frummers!
@The Goomster
http://www.addictinginfo.org/2014/09/15/florida-schools-have-to-welcome-satanic-temple-after-allowing-bible-thumpers-to-expose-kids-to-christian-materials/
They kept bitching about "Prayer in schools", and "Teach the controversy". Well guess what, you want religion in school, here ya go. If they would have shut the fuck up about the secular schools, none would be allowed, which I think is the way it should be, given the establishment clause. However, given that THEY forced the door open for distributing THEIR religious materials, well, guess what, what's allowed for one must now be allowed for all.
I'd also go so far as to suggest that if they want into schools, all churches of their denomination within the district should now no longer be tax-exempt. You want in, pay up. That'll help the schools with their funding problems.
Watch, now we'll see the fundies whining "Waaahhhh! It's not fair! Only MY religion should be allowed! Waaaaahhhhh!".
Michael, you don't know the first thing about Satanism, the theory of evolution, or schools. Book learnin' must be hard for a boy in yer neck o' tha woods, a-yuck.
Creationist science in action.
1. The Early Stage.
Creation theorist, "Hmmm! I have a theory."
2. The Just a Bit Later Experimental Stage.
Creation theorist, "Everyone to their places. Thank you. Please put on your safety goggles. Stand well back. Now bring on the Pastor."
@SpukiKitty
Then I guess most normal sane Christians are Satanists, then.
Here's where your argument falls flat, spuki: fundies DO think most normal sane Christians are Satanic. Ever seen Jack Chick's take on Catholics? They only tolerate the "evil" (read: "not the same as me") Christians for as long as they have bigger enemies to fight like atheism, liberalism, and secularism. If they got their way and we became a Christian nation they'd turn on the other Christians so fast the only way you'd know when it happened is by the sonic boom it left behind.
So you admit that Satan is more powerful than your god?
God created bacteria.
@Pule Thameximage
@dionysus
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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