The pressure Big Gay has put on Indiana is proof they are not about "marriage equality" but "homosexual supremacy."
Indiana will soon find it is impossible to satisfy the homosexual lobby. They will immediately be back for more. And more.
Indiana to Christian wedding vendors: in any conflict between you and Big Gay, we're coming down on the side of Big Gay.
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This is ABC top show, Biggest Gay!, and I'm your host; Dan Savage.
The Game is simple. Three contestants are given set tasks to complete, each one bringer him closer to the gay ideal. The winner will be the Biggest Gay.
Our first contestant is Bubba, from Tuscaloosa. Tell the Audience a bit about yourself, Bubba.
"I'm ah Bonny-fide cunty boy, your gayness, brought up in sweet Alabama. Ah' doing this to prove that even cunty boys like me can be open minded"
That's very good, Bubba. Our next contestant is from Portland, give it up for Samuel!
"Hi, Savage. I'm hear because the only female barista, and the only women in my life, of my favorite Coffee cafe/literary sanctuary/ den of open mindedness said I was pretentious. So I'm doing the most lowbrow thing I can think of, going on a gameshow!"
That's very good Sam. Now, our last contender has shaken of the sleeping pills, our surprise contender, Someone who needs no introduction, Bryan Fisher!
Bryan: *muffled expletives*
That's very good Bryan. Now, onto the first round! You will be tested on how to best apply makeup while comforting your girl mate.
Bryam: *Muffled Screaming*
"Indiana will soon find it is impossible to satisfy the homosexual lobby. They will immediately be back for more. And more."
You like that don't you? You've been a bad state. {Smack}.
Don't worry baby. Big Gay is gonna take good care of you.
"Indiana to Christian wedding vendors: in any conflict between you and Big Gay, we're coming down on the side of Big Gay."
This is an admission that despite the state law now allowing discrimination against Gays by,,, everyone,,, most Indianans are against this law.
Poll after poll shows, even in the Bible Belt, that most people are ok with Same Sex marriage, legalized marijuana, gun control and many other issues red state Republicans REFUSE to address.
It's really time to introduce new conduct into government: If you are doing the will of the church over the people, immediate removal from office after three attempts. (1st clause of the Constitution, no doubletalk allowed, it's clear the church has no ruling authority) This would have saved us from the entire trainwreck careers of many Republicans and their damaging policies.
If you define Big Gay and the homosexual lobby as all the people who support equal rights and an end to discrimination, then he's right, that is a massive and growing segment of the population. Meanwhile, Evangelical church membership is declining. The GOP is grinding down the middle class that once supported Evangelical churches financially.
"homosexual supremacy"
It's like Male Supremacist Omegas' fears about radfems, except radfems actually exist.
@Nearly Sane
You win over 9000 internets.
Funny that in states that have (a) legalized gay marriage and (b) have non-discrimination protection for gays and transgender people you hardly hear a peep from the so-called gay lobby.
The solution is to elect a Democratic congress and Democratic president so we can get a federal non-discrimination statute.
"Big Gay"
Instant comedy gold!
Confused?
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