This site is dedicated to converting hethen-liberals into God-fearing conservatives who follow the words and wisdom of George W. Bush, reject the ACLU and pro-homosexual agenda. I want to prepare you liberals for conversion and for the coming Rapture. R U Rapture Ready? You better be or you will be left behind.
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I have never before seen the words "George W. Bush" and "wisdom" in the same sentence. I am astounded that it is even possible to use them both; I half expect my computer to implode the moment I press the "Submit" button.close to the cutting edge of right wing nuttiness anymore.
@Sandman
I have never before seen the words "George W. Bush" and "wisdom" connected in the same sentence without the use of a negative to show the lack of correlation.
If this guy is going to Heaven, I'd rather go to Hell. If this guy is getting Raptured, I'd rather get left behind. If George W. Bush has wisdom, I'd rather be ignorant.
I've never understood the idea that fearing "God" is the expected, good behavior of Xians, and yet the Xians always proclaim their "God" to be just and loving, in fact, they claim him to be love itself. Why am I supposed to be afraid of that.
So... what you're saying is... Rapture Ready is devoted to removing all of the brain except the stem from "heathen-liberals", in the hopes that such will be sufficient to drag them down to your own pathetic excuse for a level of intellect?
So basically you're offering individuals a platter with a red pill and a blue pill.
bzzzzzzt
If George W Bush is a good Christian, then why did he not turn the other cheek when 9/11 happened?follow the teachings of Jesus Christ?
And for the last time, Jesus was a liberal . Deal with it!
I thought Christians were supposed to follow the teachings of Jesus Christ?
Let's have a after rapture party. I'll get the pot, you guys fix the music, drinks, stuff for the BBQ and we'll have Satan bring the BBQ.
Hmmm. Going a Heaven which is a den of Calvinist/Dominionists like Alberto Tripp or being "left behind". this Christian would opt for being "left behind".
"This site is dedicated to "converting" liberals into conservatives who blindly follow a dictator and fear the big powerful sky fairy he allegedly has on his side, and who reject the idea that they are entitled to civil rights and other people are entitled to equal rights. You must be prepared for conversion; this will make you holy and pure."
Ah, this is *exactly* what I always said they were about and it was continually denied. (To be fair, it isn't all, but enough to be scary.) Their politics equals their religion and Bush is their prophet.
If heaven is filled with people like you, give me hell any day. (Or as a Lostprophets song title puts it, "Heaven for the Weather, Hell for the Company".)
This site is dedicated to converting hethen-liberals into God-fearing conservatives who follow the words and wisdom of George W. Bush,
reject the ACLU
pro-homosexual agenda
I want to prepare you liberals for conversion and for the coming Rapture. R U Rapture Ready? You better be or you will be left behind.
Rapture Ready? No, your site is dedicated to spreading the (non-Biblical) delusion and as a support group for same delusion. No one would be converted reading the stupidity of that site, it's only users are the already deluded
Rapture Ready bans anyone that has a thought that might disagree with what the moderators believe. It is incapable of connverting anyone because anyone not already "converted" is kicked out.
Rapture Ready serves only as a warning of what happens to the human mind when it ceases to be used. Rapture Ready is a monument to the ignorance of everything.
Where did Jesus say following a half-wit warmonger, squelching the free speech and liberties of others or oppressing a group that has no effect or designs against you at all were criteria to get to heaven? You guys are the ones that jump up and down, screaming that "It's so easy! All you have to do is believe in JEEEEEEZUS, and you get into heaven!" Moving the goalposts once that includes people you don't like? Or just when you have an agenda and need the manpower to back you?
Berny, you said
"And for the last time, Jesus was a liberal. Deal with it!"
You've forgotten that St Paul was genu-wine conservative. And he wrote more of the Bible than Jesus did.
“This site is dedicated to converting hethen-liberals into God-fearing conservatives”
“who follow the words and wisdom of George W. Bush,”
"reject the ACLU”
“and pro-homosexual agenda.”
"I want to prepare you liberals for conversion”
“and for the coming Rapture.”
"R U Rapture Ready?”
“You better be or you will be left behind.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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