It was a wonderful nation back when there were no telephones, no radios, no TV's, no cellphones, no trucks nor automobiles, no computers. Can we even imagine life without a computer? I would love to live in an Amish community where there's no electricity. I'll give them credit for recognizing the evils that electronics brings through radio, internet and television.
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I suspect DJS would soon change his mind had he found himself zapped back in time to before there were telephones, radios, TV's, cellphones, trucks, automobiles and computers.
Obviously there are no Amish communities in Guam, but there's nothing keeping you from individually giving up all those electronics. Of course, without TVs and computers, there'd be no way for you to check out how evil Taylor Swift videos are.
Sure, it was a good time when people died at 30, so that conmen like DJS had to exert control for a shorter time.
I'll give them credit for recognizing the evils that electronics brings through radio, internet and television.
Yes, because isolated communities are so much easier to control by religious con men like DJS.
Actually, Amish don't have a problem with modern technology at all. They just want to emphasize communal independence from the outside world. If they feel they can do so with windmills and diesel engines, they will. You should probably not move to Lancaster anyway, you wouldn't really fit in with such laid back folks.
no telephones, no radios, no TV's, no cellphones, no trucks nor automobiles, no computers. ... no electricity
Ok, listen here's what you do: go to your main power switch and turn it off. Unplug your telephone land line, wait until your cellphone runs dry. Don't drive a car anymore.
Instant Amish. You'll love it, it will be heaven.
Have fun cooking over a fire and using a bucket of water from the well for your toilet. No more evil.
No, no, no. Y'all ain't getting it. You see, people like Davey want a world where nobody has long-distance communication, because back then people were pretty much forced to interact with their neighbors in person at least a little. So complete fuckheads like him were a little less lonely. But a life where he goes Amish and nobody else does would be an even bigger nightmare than his current one, so he's gonna be all "you first" about it.
Sorry Davey, the rest of the world ain't gonna cripple ourselves just so you can get a lighter prison sentence.
There is a BIG difference between the Amish and your desires.
David, are you a member of Citizens Raging Against Phones or Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety?
It was a wonderful nation back when there were no telephones, no radios, no TV's, no cellphones, no trucks nor automobiles, no computers.
Lazlow: Liberty City was a church, a cow pasture and 3 houses when the telephone was invented!
I'll give them credit for recognizing the evils that electronics brings through radio, internet and television.
Evils like Stewart's internet blog posts.
There are quite a few Amish communities; why don't you move there. Or, if there are none outside the mainland US (where you're not allowed to go, Kiddydiddler), then why not seek out the Laestadians in Northern Scandinavia? You'd love it there; women are seen as child-producing properties.
"It was a wonderful nation back when there were no telephones, no radios, no TV's, no cellphones, no trucks nor automobiles, no computers."
And you know this how? Letters, newspapers. But wait, those also prove you wrong.
What Dave was trying to do here was establish that great Christian Paradise that America has NEVER BEEN by omitting everything that would allow us to know this. The modern information collection. But there's been people writing since day one that never recorded the wonderous world you pretend existed. The Amish apparently have strict lifestyle that wouldn't put up with your bullshit for a minute. Besides, don't live with these thing Dave, its called disconnecting, go for it. In a way I'll miss you but not much, your brands of bullshit are far to common.
It was a wonderful nation back when there were no telephones, no radios, no TV's, no cellphones, no trucks nor automobiles, no computers. Can we even imagine life without a computer? I would love to live in an Amish community where there's no electricity. I'll give them credit for recognizing the evils that electronics brings through radio, internet and television
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...and guitar pickups. And amplifiers. And speakers. And stereo systems.
And a media corporation you hate so much: yet, you have one of it's main motifs on your T-shirt David J. Stewart: the ultimate hypocrite.
Y'know, you can always prove us wrong o DJS. You can start with that computer of yours. In the words of the venerable Quantum Mechanic, stop using it.
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OK, then that idea doesn't work either. Good, I didn't want him to come anywhere near Sweden, anyway...
It was a wonderful nation back when there were no telephones, no radios, no TV's, no cellphones, no trucks nor automobiles, no computers.... ....Like Robinson Crusoe....as primitive as can be!....
Davey wants to live in a community without radio, internet, and television so the people he lives with won't be able to discover his sex crime conviction.
And Davey, some Amish people secretly use cell phones or listen to the radio.
You know David in those times there was rampant slavery, racism, misogyny, etc.
Oh I guess I see why you like it.
Then get off the internet*n
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"then why not seek out the Laestadians in Northern Scandinavia? You'd love it there; women are seen as child-producing properties."
I think the men would do some of that old fashioned pre electricity morality enforcement on Stewie.
As usual he doesn't know what he is talking about David J Stewart, that abysmal hypocrite, lives in a fantasy world peopled by homosexuals and satanic sluts. Is ot any wonder that he wishes to escape from his own perverted fantasy?
It was a wonderful nation back when there were no telephones, no radios, no TV's, no cellphones, no trucks nor automobiles, no computers
...then in the words of the venerable Quantum Mechanic, stop using the latter.
I would love to live in an Amish community where there's no electricity
Then how would you power the amplifier for the pickup on your ukulele , which is the traditional accompaniment to the Hawaiian Hula: the filthiest dance on earth . Your words.
I bet you even have an emergency generator, should a hurricane or tsunami devastate Guam. Perish the thought that you would be effectively sent back to the Stone Age, eh David J. 'Hypocrisy' Stewart...?!
But Davie, once you alienate everyone in that community, who will you share your gospel with, lacking the Internet?
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