Believe it or not many commercials have very liberal overtones and hidden messages that one would not pick up on unless one was actually trained at doing so or used to seeing. I recently saw a commercial where two men were grilling steaks outside on a patio. This commercial seemed innocent enough, but when I saw it the second time around, I noticed the two men were closer than normal and all throughout the commercial there were kids there, but no women. Get the point?
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That's nothing. I watched a football game the other day and there was a lot of hugging when they did something good and a lot of wrestling and grappling and then apparently there were about 50 guys having a shower together and no women present...
I like the Rorschach award, but I was thinking more in something like "Elevator gayness" award.
Ah HAHAHAHAHA! "Elevator Gayness", yeah, I like that one!
"Believe it or not many commercials have very liberal overtones and hidden messages that one would not pick up on unless one was actually trained at doing so or used to seeing."I was unaware that there were training programs available to turn persons into paranoid morons. I AM used to seeing. I see a lot of the time, unless I'm asleep, of course.
I recently saw a commercial where two men were grilling steaks outside on a patio. This commercial seemed innocent enough, but when I saw it the second time around, I noticed the two men were closer than normal and all throughout the commercial there were kids there, but no women."
I saw an ad for crayons that only had children in it. Get the point? Children? Rainbow colors?
I saw an ad for a bank, that had no children in it, obviously encouraging a childless life-style.
I saw an ad for aluminum foil which showed two women cooking together. Really! There were just two women and they were really cooking... together.
"Get the point?"
Yeah, I see your point, but if you part your hair differently I think you could hide it.
<<< Get the point? >>>
Crosis, exactly what I was going to say. Have you ever seen women around a barbeque? Not in my family. It's secret men's business. Women are inside, in the air-conditioning, making salads and getting away from screaming kids.
Hmmm.....are my cousins gay? They sleep in the same room....but they are both under 6 years old, does that matter?
Yeah, rob hood, I get the point. Gee, that commercial is so dripping with 'gay agenda' that I think I've turned gay just in reading your description of it.
I can just see Rob at the grill.
Good grief, not the "subliminal effects in advertising" cry again! What next, a claim that popular music has backward-masked messages turning the children of striaght, conservative Christian Republicans into gay, diehard agnostic Greens?
Yes, I saw 'Rob Hood', and the fact his nose bisected his eyes and drooped below (hanging a little to the right) reminded me of genitals. I found this to be offensive and quite unacceptable and was forced to rectify this with a Wibley number 3 shovel.
Maybe its not the two men at all, maybe it's the barbecue! Hmm, Oh my God, I barbecue..oh no...oh wait, I have a gas grill..
(Those weren't men, you stupid pawn. They were gay women laughing at you.) The homosexuals have been pushing their agenda for eight thousand years, and so far it doesn't seem to have much effect . . . except for Rob Hood and his band of merry Men. Are there lots of kids in Sherwood, Rob, or just you and Friar Tuck?
You're... looking WAY too hard for this kind of stuff, so it seems. Are you in denial or something? You and your boyfriend named Jeff need to stop looking for reasons to hide your gay tendancies. Ph, yeah. I just pwnd you, sucker.
Austin,The Teacher calls on Little Johnny. "Johnny," she says, "I have
a math question for you."
Little Johnny says, "Okay, fire away!"
The teacher says, "There are three crows sitting on a fence. A
hunter shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny quickly
responds,"None!"
The teacher asks, "Could you explain that answer?"
Little Johnny says, "Sure. The crow that gets shot, falls off the fence dead, and the other two fly away, afraid of the noise."
"Actually", the teacher replies, "The answer is two, BUT I LIKE THE WAY YOU'RE THINKING!"
Little Johnny says, "Now I have a question for you!"
The teacher says, "Go ahead!"
Little Johnny says, "There are three women walking down the street eating ice cream cones. One of them is licking it, one of them is sucking it, and one of them is biting it. Which one is married?"
After thinking for a moment, the teacher responds, "The one who is sucking it."
"Actually," replies Johnny, "It's the one wearing the wedding ring, BUT I LIKE THE WAY YOU'RE THINKING!"
I don't understand. Julian... was that sarcasm, or were you agreeing with me? By the way, I was making fun of Rob Hood, not anyone else.
Confused?
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