The Teacher calls on Little Johnny. "Johnny," she says, "I have
a math question for you."
Little Johnny says, "Okay, fire away!"
The teacher says, "There are three crows sitting on a fence. A
hunter shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny quickly
The teacher asks, "Could you explain that answer?"
Little Johnny says, "Sure. The crow that gets shot, falls off the fence dead, and the other two fly away, afraid of the noise."
"Actually", the teacher replies, "The answer is two, BUT I LIKE THE WAY YOU'RE THINKING!"
Little Johnny says, "Now I have a question for you!"
The teacher says, "Go ahead!"
Little Johnny says, "There are three women walking down the street eating ice cream cones. One of them is licking it, one of them is sucking it, and one of them is biting it. Which one is married?"
After thinking for a moment, the teacher responds, "The one who is sucking it."
"Actually," replies Johnny, "It's the one wearing the wedding ring, BUT I LIKE THE WAY YOU'RE THINKING!"