[in response to hearing about eHarmony.com's agreeing to start a matchmaking affiliate that would allow gays and lesbians as part of an out-of-court settlement for a 2005 lawsuit claiming they were violating New Jersey’s Law Against Discrimination]
How long until gay sex becomes mandatory as part of some "empathy" program? I give it 100 years.
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Ha! I wish.
Seriously though, rather than go to all the trouble of filing a lawsuit, why not just start their own, exclusive gay/lesbian dating website? Only losers go on those things anyway.
@Mortok
Pfft, you meet people easily, good for you. Some of us are a bit shy, especially when 'Hey, I don't suppose you're gay?' is involved.
And... Miller Lite out the nose.
The stupidity has ceased to be sad/scary and has just become funny. Maybe because I see these fuckfaces as a smaller and smaller minority every day.
Shit, there are people who think the earth is flat. Why not people who believe in the 'GHEY AGENDER!!!!'
"How long until gay sex becomes mandatory as part of some 'empathy' program? I give it 100 years."
100 years? Well, I guess that wont really be our problem.
Sorry, Tina , didn't mean to offend. Next time, I shall think twice before I mock the patrons of dating websites.
Another thing: Why wouldn't eharmony already have a gay and lesbian search option? I mean, it's sound business sense to have your product appeal to the widest demographic possible. And it would only take a couple more lines of coding to sort out.
How long until gay sex becomes mandatory
A hundred years, hm? Well, I'll be almost 120 if I'm still alive - hopefully, though, I'll still be able to get with some hot lesbian lovin'!
@Mortok: I met my partner online. Granted I was only looking for friends at the time, since I was new to the city, but hey, its working out thus far.
Granted, while the e-harmony thing did kind of bother me for being heterosexually excusive, at the same time... Its their right to cater to any demographic that they want (and is legal).
Although, mandatory gay sex would be awesome... for some of us. Haha.
#835436:
Uh oh. Somebody doesn't approve of the butt sex. Please, take that up with straight couples as well.
As for the "rapist" remark...do you know what homosexuality actually is, or do you think that Darth Executor's prophecy is already in the progress?
You know, I hadn't realized there was a lawsuit, but eHarmony would have probably had to do same-sex matching eventually anyway, just for business reasons -- it got them so much bad publicity compared to the amount of advertising they've done that it would be foolish not to.
Awww ..... Darth Executor has homosexual rape fantasies. Hey Darth, there's places you can go to play those games, just make sure you have a safe word.
I wonder who the top is that he fantasizes about?
@#835436: I'm not a rapist; I've never even had consensual sex! Fuck you in the bad sense of the phrase.
"How long until gay sex becomes mandatory as part of some "empathy" program? I give it 100 years." Ooooh, you mean like interracial sex became mandatory after the equal rights movement won? Oh wait.
What those freaks do is not considered sex. They only mimic the sex act, it's pathetic. They only 'empathy' they'll get from me is a bullet in their tiny brain. That's the appropriate way to respond to rapists.
LMAO! This has got to be a joke. It's so ridiculous that it's laughable.
Re the lawsuit: From Wikipedia:
"eHarmony does not match gay individuals, and this has led to criticism. Warren responds that he has not done the same amount of research on same-sex match-making as he has done on heterosexual match-making. He also notes that eHarmony is about marriage, and that same-sex marriage is illegal in most states. In a discussion regarding eHarmony's lack of services to gay individuals, the founder is reported as having said, "Where Focus on the Family and a lot of these other places come from is that there are six places in the Bible that say homosexuality is wrong." But then he continued: "On the other hand, in the Old Testament if you work on the Sabbath day and you're guilty then you should be shot." eHarmony's lack of same-sex matching options has prompted a lawsuit claiming that eHarmony has violated California's laws prohibiting discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation.[16] eHarmony plans to launch a website providing same-sex match-making on March 31, 2009."
From: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EHarmony#Criticism_and_response >
How long ?
"How long until gay sex becomes mandatory as part of some "empathy" program?"
As long as it involves me, two lesbians & baby oil, it can't come too soon! Uh-oh, speaking of which...:
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...damn, gonna have to change these trousers!
>> How long until gay sex becomes mandatory as part of some "empathy" program? I give it 100 years.
How long until heterosexual sex becomes mandatory? Enquiring Virgins-for-Unnaturally-Long-Time Computer Geeks Want to Know.
Oh, dammit, any sex. Please! PLEASE!
=)
Don't worry, by then you'll be either dead or too old to worry about sex. And so will everyone else you think is your audience. When making predictions, it helps to make predictions that are short term enough that people will actually care about them.
I think Darth Executor just wants to get laid, and he doesn't care how, or who does it, or how long it takes.
I sometimes hope that modern science will make some nice new breakthroughs for how to live comfortably for a lot longer, not just because I want to see the whole world before I die, but so people like Darth can have their retarded predictions rubbed in their faces.
Based on what I know about that eHarmony case, the lawsuit was WAY too PC (And I say this as someone who supports gay rights, gay marriage and adoption, etc). However, Darth Executor is exaggerating. In fact, he often does this. He posts a lot of inflammatory nonsense and generally acts like an asshole. The HUGE amount of time he spends doing this should be spent on at least attempting to learn how to drive, find employment, and get a girlfriend.
Yeah, I saw that years ago and these dating/matchmaking sites were only missing out on a market because they had a heterosexual perimeter. So creating a seperate gay one was only good business because (in America especially) you offend some religious/straight people by being inclusive.
There's a Christian coupling website advertised on TV now. That's fine, narrows the field faster, They're matching intrests/mindsets/compatibilities after all but I wonder,,,, does it have questions like:
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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