[Why do you reject evolution?]
I base it on four propositions:
1. The universe hasn't been around long enough for evolution to work.
2. Evolution assumes there's room for improvement.
3. Evolution and death are inseparable.
4. The Creator's Son didn't believe in it.
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1. Actually, it has. You are simply unable to comprehend the amount of time the universe has existed so you instead have deluded yourself into believing that it's only 6,000 years old.
2. The knee.
3. Life and death are inseperable.
4. That assumes there is a creator and that it had a son. Also, this "Creator's Son" probably didn't believe in organisms too small to see with the unaided eye. He also didn't believe in a bomb capable of destroying most of a city, but Hiroshima and Nagasaki are evidence such a bomb exists.
1. 13.7 billion years is obviously more than adequate.
2. Nothing is ever perfect, least of all life, especially life as stupid as you!
3. No more than life and death. Only three things in life are certain - death, taxes and fundies trying to avoid both!
4. Ummm that myth was ripped from India and Jesus was deified about 300 years after everyone got sick of his mouthing off and killed his sorry ass.
1) Only if you think it's as old as the book says, rather than as old as it actually appears to be.
2) Except for the massive numbers of flaws and weaknesses in many beings.
3) How do you figure? Reproduction is necessary for evolution, death is not.
4) Where to begin? Well, first of all, prove he existed.
"1. The universe hasn't been around long enough for evolution to work."
Certainly not if one is using the Bible to establish the age of the universe. Of course, if one uses the scientific data, there is plenty of time for the ToE to work.
"2. Evolution assumes there's room for improvement."
Indeed. And, as the local environment changes, the ToE says that the lifeforms that best adapt to the new environment will survive best. Why is that a reason to not accept the ToE?
"3. Evolution and death are inseparable."
Certainly, death is part of natural selection. So what? Death is unavoidable whether one understands and accepts the ToE or whether one believes in creationism. All creatures die and whether or not there is an after-life is irrelevant to the evolution/creation question.
"4. The Creator's Son didn't believe in it."
The ToE wasn't developed until hundreds of years after the "Creator's Son" kicked the holy bucket. Nobody in the time that Jesus supposedly lived accepted evolution because they had never heard of it.
Quit being an obtuse butthead and come join us in the 21st century.
1. Contrary to your opinion, the universe has indeed been around long enough for evolution to work.
2. As conditions periodically change, there is always room for improvement.
3. The Bible does not say that there was no animal death before the Fall.
4. In actuality, Jesus really didn't say anything, positive or negative, about the concept of evolution, at least that we know of.
I'm going to give him a little credit here; this is the honest Creationist answer - 'The Bible says it, I believe it, that settles it'. Any Creationist who comes out with anything else, any bafflegab about Intelligent Design, or Irreducible Complexity or any of that sort of pseudo-scientific BS is lying. They don't believe it. This is what they believe. All else is smoke and mirrors.
Again, cycle arguments. The universe hasn´t been around has been denied recently WITH SOLID MATERIAL PROOFS. And there room for improvement, which is what humanity has been making since the beginning of times(be perfect like God is Perfect, according to Matthew). The last assertions are logical fallacies. Honestly, you may think they´re valid reasons, but you haven´t proved anything.
"1. The universe hasn't been around long enough for evolution to work."
15 billion years for the universe, 4.5 billion for the planet earth, 3.5 billion for multicellular organisms
2. Evolution assumes there's room for improvement. No, Although there certainly is
3. Evolution and death are inseparable. what? indrectly, Evolution and life are inseperable, And life and death are inseperable,
4. The Creator's Son didn't believe in it." Which creator? there are only several billion of them?
1. The universe hasn't been around long enough for evolution to work.
Fruit flies...
2. Evolution assumes there's room for improvement.
You are proof that there is room for improvement. If evolution was taking suggestions I'd propose putting a brain in that empty skull or removing you tongue and fingers.
3. Evolution and death are inseparable.
Xianism and death are inseparable.
4. The Creator's Son didn't believe in it."
Did you ask him? Based on his book he seemed to focus on ethics and politics, not really on biology.
So you believe in an unprovable creator, and in his supposed son, and you presume to know all that he spoke of, AND you say that you know what his opinion was on studies that were not completed for thousands of years.
BUT, you deny study and facts? Well, I'M sold.
1. The universe hasn't been around long enough for evolution to work.
Try again, unless you have EVIDENCE that the universe is younger. Your just asserting a baseless claim.
2. Evolution assumes there's room for improvement.
How can evolution assume anything? Is it sentient or intelligent in some form that Charles Darwin didn't know about.
3. Evolution and death are inseparable.
How do you come to this conclusion? It's quite the contrary. Without Evolution species would not be able to adapt to an ever-changing enviroment and eveuntally die out.
4. The Creator's Son didn't believe in it.
Not only is this a groteusqe assumption (your just assuming the creator's son existed without any evidence), but it is also an argument from authority.
1. The universe hasn't been around long enough for evolution to work.
What, 10+ billion years isn't enough?
2. Evolution assumes there's room for improvement.
How about eyes without a blind spot, teeth that actually fit in our jaws so that we don't have to have our "wisdom teeth" yanked out, getting rid of the appendix (an organ which seems to have no function whatsoever except occasionally getting infected and requiring surgery), separating the windpipe and esophagus so choking is more difficult if not impossible ...
I could go on, but you get the idea.
3. Evolution and death are inseparable.
Death is an inevitable part of life, as is evolution (at least regarding life as we know it). In that sense they are inseparable, yes. But by the same logic birth and death are inseparable.
4. The Creator's Son didn't believe in it.
Whoop de fucking doo. The man you believe to be the Creator's Son lived in a time where science was entirely unheard of. It's not surprising that his opinions on scientific matters might be a bit ... out of date.
The universe has been around for billions of years, plenty of time.
There is always room for improvement. Opposable thumbs for instance in an improvement.
Life and death are inseparable, in case you hadn't noticed.
And, last but not least, the creators son believed the sun revolved around the earth, and that the world was flat.
Well at least he has the good grace to call them propositions. But assuming your conclusion in your propositions does not exactly make for a convincing argument.
I.e. Proof that all frogs are purple
1. Things that are not purple are not frogs.
2. Things that are not frog-shaped are not frogs.
3. Being frog-shaped and purple are inseparable from being a frog.
4. God made all frogs purple.
I mean, how can you argue with watertight "logic" like that?
1. Obviously 13.7 billion years is just not long enough.
2. And you are glaring proof there is room for improvement.
3. Your point is?
4. There is no creator or son and the fairy tales don't mention it anyway.
Now go step on a land mine and disappear.
“I base it on four propositions:
1. The universe hasn't been around long enough for evolution to work.”
That’s a piss-poor excuse. The evidence FOR evolution being a fact is pretty extensive. IF the Earth is only six thousand years old, then the evidence for evolution being a fact is STILL pretty extensive. But part of the theory is wrong. Not a good reason to reject the entire thing. This is like opening the door to find an ocelot charging at you and ignoring it because the Bible never mentions them.
“2. Evolution assumes there's room for improvement.”
Still ducking the actual evidence for the facts because of what YOU think is the philosophy. Not a real objection.
“3. Evolution and death are inseparable.”
A fundie told me, yesterday, that everyone will die. Part of God’s plan. I can’t hope to be immortal and duck the consequences. So, evolution AND MOST RELIGIONS involve death.
Quite the bullshit reason to balk.
“4. The Creator's Son didn't believe in it.”
This would be the Jesus who cursed a fig tree for not having figs outside of fig season, right?
He wasn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer, was he?
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