"I think its France, i believe, you can tell anyone on the streets about any religion, but Christianity i think theyll imprison you"
Ever hear of the phrase 'Assumptions are the mother of all fuckups'? Well, also pulling stuff out of your arse as you have here, is worse than making assumptions.
Even my chuff is aching in sympathy at JesusFreakGuy pulling these whoppers out of his arse. His rectum must be ripped to ribbons by now!
"or just an officer will kill you."
No, just this scenario will come to pass:
*JesusFreakGuy is floating in the river in Paris, after bullshitting his way into such; passing under a bridge, a Gendarme sees him and furtively searches in his pockets for something, all the while muttering to himself in an outrageous accent: 'Ai hev waiteed twentee-faive yeers too deu zees!'. He finally takes out a clown's red nose and puts it on; striking a dramatic finger-pointing pose of his own choosing, he declares loudly*:
'Yeuh arh insane!'