Iran really wants to make a deal, and it will be a good one for the U.S.A. and those that are with us. But don’t the Dumocrats, and various seemingly unpatriotic Republicans, understand that it is MUCH tougher for me to properly do my job and negotiate, when political hacks keep negatively “chirping,” at levels never seen before, over and over again, that I should move faster, or move slower, or go to war, or not go to war, or whatever. Just sit back and relax, it will all work out well in the end - It always does!
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Donald Trump
How long before it’s possible to say this about him?
“This POTUS is no more! He has ceased to be! He has expired and gone to meet his maker! This is a late POTUS! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the Resolute Desk chair, he'd be pushing up the daisies! He's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This…is an ex-…POTUS!!”
I can’t believe you.
“Just sit back and relax, it will all work out well in the end - It always does!”
Oh, FUCK OFF Trumpigula!! You wouldn’t even be NEEDING to negotiate to begin with if YOU hadn’t sunk the agreement the USA ALREADY HAD!!!
<@KeithInc. > said it even better than I did.
<@KeithInc. > #256662
I’ve said it before, but if Trump would die in public during one of his rallies while saying something incredibly vile/blasphemous (again), it might actually make me a Believer. Especially if he died from a lightning bolt or a precision meteor strike. I don’t care which god I have to believe in, I just want this piece of subhuman shit gone at this point. Preferably in the most poetic way possible. Bonus points if the ground would open up and flaming chains would drag his bloated, disgusting corpse down into literal Hell.
Another quote from him where he feels the need to explain his deep and complex humor
"We call them Dumocrats. And it works out well because I take the word bmuD, take the B off cause most people don't know that - that bmud ends with a B but most people don't know - and all I do is I switch the E with a U. And you have a Dumocrat."
Sure it’ll all work itself out, just like it did when you pissed off just about all of us north of your border and now your booze industry is bleeding out on the floor, your farmers can’t get nearly enough potash for the year and your hospitality sector is lying dead on the floor with no less than 30 gunshot wounds pumped in… And that’s just the ones most affected, nevermind the general exports into Canada tanking to fuck as a result of your abusive rattling.
@Timjer #256666
A comedienne said she enjoyed it when Bush explained things to us, because you knew he was giving us the story they gave him. “Osama ben layin is in hiding, people. That means he’s playing Peek-a-boo.”
I think with Bonespurs, we get what he remembers of the way they explained it to him. I totally believe that the man who has taken so many cognitive tests can’t spell ‘dumb’ the same way twice, and thinks that means most of his followers cannot. SO they’d WANT him to explain the joke. SO they know it’s funny.
Alright, so, we all know the guy is a demented moron. Let us leave that particular dead horse in peace.
The one thing we still need to come to terms with, is that enough people voted for him to put him back in charge. He even got more votes in the popular vote. How do we address the fact that so many Americans are so fucking stupid and will continue to screw the rest of the world over? There needs to be consequences for their stupidity. If someone is feeble-minded enough to listen to Trump and think “that's my guy”, they need to be put under custodianship, because they cannot take reasonable decisions, and put themselves along with the rest of humanity at risk, if left unsupervised.
@Indicible #256675
I agree with you completely; Trump was ultimately a symptom of a larger issue, not the cause. The problem, however, is where do we draw the line? At what point do we merely stop lethally stupid misanthropes from voting without taking away the right to vote from anyone who’s not a “super genius”? We risk becoming the exact same kind of dictatorship we’ve been fighting against.
As much as I really want to stop MAGAfolk from ever voting again, I don’t want the USA to turn into Russia either…
@Indicible #256675
@Indicible #256675
But a big chunk of the problem is that they *don't* listen to Trump. They don't even hear him. They just get a couple of carefully selected snippets on Fox, with the assurance that anything bad they might hear is a lie. Unedited Trump, say on "Truth Social," is rationalized: "Oh, he's just trollin' them libturds, ha ha!"
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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