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Despite popular belief, all women enjoy rape. This is because all women are whores. However this doesn't mean that they're all obvious whores. Besides your typical school skank and office slut, whom are clearly whores, there are those known as Secret Sluts.

Secret Sluts are the rarer form, but ultimately a more fun victim to rape. Examples of these are children and virgins. If you can't get a child or don't want to risk it, then find an innocent small-bodied teenager. She will work just as well. Act like you are her friend at first or that you are interested in her, and she should succumb to you right away. These girls are dumb as hell. If you're lucky enough to have gotten a virgin then she should be extra tight. Not only will you cum really fast and very strongly, but there is no better feeling in the world than watching some girl cry in pain as you're popping her cherry. Pull her hair, spank her, even cum in her mouth for added effect. Have her tell you that she likes it, and if she doesn't then threaten to pound her even harder. These girls will just grow up to become sluts anyway, so they might as well get accustomed to the feeling. Make sure you cuddle these girls afterwords though, just to make them feel a little less "raped". Just kidding, tell them to go make you lunch. After she brings you lunch, pop her in the anus for good measure.

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(About the 2016 Pulse nightclub shooting, NSFW source)

After entering his gay bar of choice (filled with 320 flaming fags) to take a relaxing break from his stressful life, the shooter was greeted to the sight of the guy in the picture to the left [picture of a man engaging in autofellatio]. Filled with disgust and anger over his lover no longer requiring his services, our hero was boiling with wrath sent straight from the merciful and most peaceful lord Allah! Armed with an "assault rifle" and pistol, he quickly fired off dozens of shots, going on to injure or kill at least 100 people over the course of three hours. He barricaded himself in the gay bar and took some other people hostage. Over a hundred cops were called to the scene, and eventually, a SWAT team swarmed the premises and quickly neutralized the perpetrator. During the bloodbath cleansing, Omar was constantly heard taunting the victims and laughing hysterically, especially against the fags trying to escape. Omar was reported to have been wearing "some type of device", likely a suicide belt homemade clock.
During the attack this guy actually called 911 (The Police) and swore allegiance to ISIS. One of the people escaping the club barricaded the door to keep the killer from escaping, while simultaneously preventing other club-goers from escaping! Sadly, he couldn't survive his * * * * * star wanted level and quickly lost a gunfight against 11 cops/pigs, but he did score a headshot against one; sadly, said pig was wearing a kevlar helmet and survived the gunshot. 30 fags who were held hostage were freed. It is said the sounds of the cell phones of the dead ringing, their family's calling to check on them, was almost deafening. The only thing more disturbing was all of the dried jizz-capped turds lying next to the deceased after evacuating their bowels.

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On the evening of May 25th, 2020, Floyd was drunk driving in Minneapolis when he felt the pang of one of many addictions he was nursing at the time, in this case being nicotine. Floyd was, unfortunately broke since his usual job of beating drunks, taking entry bribes from underage bar patrons, and acting in porn had been restricted to the recent plague of Chink AIDS.

Luckily for Floyd, he had utilized all the free time on his hands to learn how to use his $20 inkjet printer to copy himself a new source of income that even Warren Buffet would be envious of. After using said paper to acquire some smooth fine-cut Virginia richness he treated himself to a victory cigarette in contented bliss as he had finally unraveled the secrets of fractional reserve banking. In his mind, he was good as long as he didn't copy his last $20 more than 10 times. The store owners didn't see it that way and confronted Floyd, their fingers stained green with printer ink from the DIY cash they'd been handed. Being a thug, Floyd told them to fuck off, so fuck off they did and called for the assistance of some of Minneapolis' finest.

Several white supremacist doom marines led by officer Derek Michael Chauvin responded rapidly to the call. Their armored Dodge Charger plowed through numerous black children on the way to the scene. Upon approaching Floyd's vehicle they ordered him out. Floyd declined as he was busy nursing a puppy back to health. After the officers naturally shot the puppy, Floyd voluntarily began exiting the vehicle when he slipped on a banana peel and fell onto the cop's taser, which became lodged in his throat. Due to the fact he was high on fentanyl, cocaine and infected with the COVID-19 strain that only affects simians, Floyd's life was in grave danger. The heroic militarized white supremacist cops then assisted Floyd over to the curb where Chauvin did his best to dislodge the taser by using his knee to squeeze it back through Floyd's throat hole.

While Chauvin was rendering critical life-saving aid to Floyd, Floyd began desperately crying "I can't breev!", prompting Chauvin to kneel even harder on Floyd's neck in an effort to save his life. Several racist onlookers attempted to interfere with the delicate operation which only distracted Dr. Chauvin, who needed to apply his full concentration at the time. Sadly, his efforts were in vain as Floyd expired due to cardiac complications brought on by a fentanyl overdose.

When George Floyd's spirit left his body, dark ominous clouds quickly formed over Minneapolis. Rain began to pour as Chauvin shook his fist to the sky screaming, "WHY, WHY DID THEY HAVE TO TAKE THE BOY SO SOON!?"