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(About the 2016 Pulse nightclub shooting, NSFW source)

After entering his gay bar of choice (filled with 320 flaming fags) to take a relaxing break from his stressful life, the shooter was greeted to the sight of the guy in the picture to the left [picture of a man engaging in autofellatio]. Filled with disgust and anger over his lover no longer requiring his services, our hero was boiling with wrath sent straight from the merciful and most peaceful lord Allah! Armed with an "assault rifle" and pistol, he quickly fired off dozens of shots, going on to injure or kill at least 100 people over the course of three hours. He barricaded himself in the gay bar and took some other people hostage. Over a hundred cops were called to the scene, and eventually, a SWAT team swarmed the premises and quickly neutralized the perpetrator. During the bloodbath cleansing, Omar was constantly heard taunting the victims and laughing hysterically, especially against the fags trying to escape. Omar was reported to have been wearing "some type of device", likely a suicide belt homemade clock.
During the attack this guy actually called 911 (The Police) and swore allegiance to ISIS. One of the people escaping the club barricaded the door to keep the killer from escaping, while simultaneously preventing other club-goers from escaping! Sadly, he couldn't survive his * * * * * star wanted level and quickly lost a gunfight against 11 cops/pigs, but he did score a headshot against one; sadly, said pig was wearing a kevlar helmet and survived the gunshot. 30 fags who were held hostage were freed. It is said the sounds of the cell phones of the dead ringing, their family's calling to check on them, was almost deafening. The only thing more disturbing was all of the dried jizz-capped turds lying next to the deceased after evacuating their bowels.

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