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Son: Dad, this has been such a great trip. Nearly 3,000 miles of driving and still no evidence for the so-called Genesis flood.

Scientist: Right, son. I told you that you couldn't believe those Bible thumpers at church.

Son: Yeah, I think I will probably quit going after all this. By the way, where are we headed now?

Scientist: On the way home we are going to stop at this great museum that's got the most fabulous fossil shark you've ever seen. The thing is virtually perfectly preserved.

Son: Really? Where did they find the shark?

Scientist: In Kansas.^_^

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