“June is a tough month for many of us here.”
And RIGHT out of the gate, it’s about THEM, not the kid.
‘Between rainbow-dyed lattes sold at Starbucks,”
How in the flaming fuckknuckle is that HARD for you? Are you unable to enjoy a latte if it indicates tolerance? Support? Not-being-a-selfish-cunt?
Thirty days being unable to hide from Starbucks disagreeing with you. The horror…
What a heavy cross you bear.
“politically (but not grammatically or factually) correct emails from human resources,”
Another burden, being the only person in the company who knows the TRUTH and can conjugate.
"and roads blocked by another parade,”
God, it’s like being in an internment camp, isn’t it?!
“we need to somehow get through the month of “celebrations” with dignity,”
A little too self-centered to really qualify, there.
“sanity,”
Not if you’re whining about HR.
“and sobriety.”
I didn’t realize that sobriety was a risk during Pride. Is it like being Irish on St. Patrick’s Day?
"I don't know your strategy, but I turn to nature, mindless youtube videos, and humor. Here is my ode to Pride Month. And please, share your non-violent coping strategies.”
HUMOR requires a shift in perspective.
BULLYING is reinforcing your perspective and laughing at the joke’s victims.
“On the 12th day of Pride month,
the a-holes gave to me
Twelve "perfect allies",”
Um, i think you’re a little confused. If YOU are singing the song from the Gender Critical POV, should it not be gifts to YOU?
Like HR gave to me,
Twelve Subtle Warnings…
Eleven stalls i can’t barricade,
Ten creepy coworkers…
This fails as humor and fails as sarcasm. It’s a hodgepodge of what happens and your spin on it.
"And a pride flag in a pear tree.”
A pride flag during pride. HOW very insightful.
Couldn’t think of anything appropriate? Your burst of failed creativity petered out?
Not even ‘and a pride rainbow in my coffee.’
Pathetic.
