Your ancestors didn’t climb out of goo, go through the zoo, and eventually become you. God custom made you in your mother’s womb.
6:05 AM · Feb 16, 2024 · 5,119 Views
48 Reposts 1 Quote 257 Likes 5 Bookmarks
9 comments
Your ancestors didn’t climb out of goo, go through the zoo, and eventually become you.
…That’s certainly one way of putting it. A nonsensical, strawman way that is.
God custom made you in your mother’s womb.
Okay, one, gross.
Two, if we’re all “custom made” by almighty, omniscient god itself, then how come god did such a shitty job of it? I mean, even ignoring people born disabled (physically or mentally), the human body isn’t necessarily the most efficient “design” there is… Seriously, if I was custom made, I’d ask my parents to demand a refund from god! Or at least give me a free divine make-over…
Of course, this makes every birth defect God’s fault, right?
that kid next to ours in the NICU, born without a brain? God’s thumbprint.
Cojoined twins? God did that.
Hermaphrodites? Genesis didn’t cover that, but God does.
Every rape case, God’s standing right there with the babymaker kit. Doing fuck-all to the rapist.
Twelve-year-old fucked by her stepdad, God’s seal of approval right there in her womb.
Women with a disease that will definitely infect the baby? You tell pro-choicers not to punish the baby for the mother’s or father’s mistakes, but God does exactly that.
Babies born with a heroin addiction? Guess who, by your model, could have prevented that?
The pro-lifers tend not to give a flying fuck about a baby once it’s born. God doesn’t even care after it’s conceived.
Well, you were fish-like, then mouse-like, in the womb at some point. We don't see little angels, or elves, operating the cell machines when they reproduce. But we can see the chemistry and biology at work. In your imagination, fertility clinic technicians must be great magicians playing God, with incredible divine powers at work with in-vitro fertilization? And angels are directly found above the sky? And all of geology and biology are Satanic religious arguments, because they reveal evolution? When some people are unable to reproduce, there were little demons at work interfering with God's work during their development and for some reason they were more powerful than the little baby-making angels, then won?
Ironically, isn't Friel's ignorance indication of a lack of divine support? Or is it possession by a demon of ignorance? And you need to repent. :D
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
To post a comment, you'll need to Sign in or Register . Making an account also allows you to claim credit for submitting quotes, and to vote on quotes and comments. You don't even need to give us your email address.