[Forney-senpai noticed us!]
If Gab is irrelevant, why are lefties scouring my account for things to get offended by?
These dweebs literally follow us around like dogs, waiting on our next utterance.
#MAGA #Trump #PresidentTrump #DrainTheSwamp #Gab #GabFam #SpeakFreely #AltRight
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Hi Forney! Welcome to FSTDT!
We're not offended, we just enjoy ripping your ideas apart and making fun of them. That, and keeping a convenient log of things people have said so that merely deleting a post won't be enough to cover fundie's tracks should he or she decide to backpedal on something. And for the purposes of research of fundamentalist movements.
But mostly for the laughs. :)
FSTDT is the HTML equivalent of "Private Eye" magazine:
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We savagely satirise the likes of you, and the parasitic lifeform you follow.
...but we pity the poor dead animal on Donald Fart's head; shame you haven't got any hair, Matt Porney: in the same way you haven't got a girlfriend: unlike your pussy-grabbing boyfriend, and...!
(Contd. P. 94) (He'll be fired. Ed )
What is Trumpo's favourite spoon, o Pilsbury Doughboy of MRAs? Probably the one he uses to prise said poor dead animal off his head every night before bed.
You should read "Private Eye": it now has a comic strip "Trumpton".
Your Orange Fuhrer will provide that magazine's editor Ian Hislop with at least four years of lulzworthy material. >:D
#MAGA
@TB Tabby, Gabriel LaVedier
"Mock the Week". "Robot Wars". "QI".
Your argument is valid.
...but no wonder, as Dara is the most intelligent comedian: as he has a degree in theoretical physics.
So who's the Dweeb now, Matt Porney?! [/Gilda]
@Shepard Solus
Griffons. Your argument is valid II. /)^3^(\
No Matt, we "follow" you so we can mock the drivel you post.
And "dweeb"? As I keep saying, you look like the kind of guy whose every status update on his socials was a constant barrage of whiny "friend zoned nice guy" bullshit until you discovered your lord and master Roosh and you started following everything he said, bleating happily all the while.
Underneath it all, you're still that teenage boy who's still salty that "Stacey the Mean Girl Cheerleader" laughed at you when you awkwardly approached her for a date.
Gee, it only took you HOW long to notice us, Fat Boy?!
You should be so lucky to have anyone follow you around, even those of us that enjoy mocking you, since that seems to be the only purpose you serve. And BTW- you ain't got nothin' on your boyfriends Doosh V, Princess Donald Tiny Fingers, caamib & David "Short Eyes" Stewart. Maybe you should try a little harder to give us some more stuff to laugh at.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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