[Note: Dave Blount cites Metapedia--a white supremacist Wiki--for this story.]

Beat Up a White Kid Day

May 1 is May Day, the conventional Marxist holiday. In the aftermath of Marxism’s utter economic failure in the Soviet Union, we are left with cultural Marxism. Consequently, May 1 is now celebrated as Beat Up a White Kid Day:

Beat Up a White Kid Day is the colloquial name for racially motivated attacks occurring on May 1st in which Negroes, Mestizos, and other people of color randomly seek out European American (Caucasian) children and attack them. The phenomenon was first publicized by Cleveland, Ohio newspapers in 1993 following the national appeal for calm by Rodney King during the 1992 Los Angeles riots. These attacks occur on May 1st, and are most often associated with school age children. The institutional nature of the May 1st assaults were recognized in a 2003 U.S. court proceeding in which an Ohio judge concluded that “based on the evidence I’ve heard, May Day is reality and the evidence was overwhelming that this was an attack based on May Day and that the victim was chosen because she was white.”

Whatever you do, don’t warn your children about avoiding black mobs on Beat Up a White Kid Day; if Rich Lowry finds out, you could lose your job.