2015: Man-on-man marriage
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I've heard of taking it up the tailpipe before, but this is ridiculous. *smh*
You forgot
And don't forget that dreaded
Well, I don't know about man-on-car marriage (though would Transformers count?), but I sure hope they're going to legalize human-on-robot marriages. :p
Seriously, another fundie comparing homosexuality to pedophilia and zoophila? Can't you guys come up with more original arguments? We want to be entertained by some different stupidity!
In 2025:
Skeptic: "You said we'd have had man-on-car marriage for 4 years by now! We don't even have adult-on-child marriage!"
Gracie: "It WILL happen!! Any day now!"
Skeptic: "You said that last year! And the year before! And the year before that!"
Who wants to tell the idiot about how people have been marrying structures & vehicles for years?
To be fair, some of those GPS's synthetic voices really are rather seductive...
Soon, Gracie, soon. Very, very soon, in fact any millenia, now.
I've been with my car for 53 years, now. She was my high school sweet heart ride.
@ #1821677
"2023:Man on robot marriage. Time to start the robosexual rights movement!"
Completely off-topic, but you might actually have a point. The movie "Ex Machina" touches upon this (although not to the degree I would have liked to see). Essentially, the question is "How sophisticated will an artificial intelligence need to be before we should accord it the same rights as a biological ditto?"
Also, I can recommend the book "Love and Sex with Robots" by David Levy. Informative, and far less lurid than you might expect from the title (more's the pity).
Regards & all,
Thomas L. Nielsen
[And now, back to the scheduled broadcast]
Funny how, aside from the first, none of these are legal in the Netherlands. According to this list, we should have had all of them by now.
2021: Man-on-car marriage
Well I do admit I always thought Arcee was kind of cute, and a badass but I never found her sexy.
“2015: Man-on-man marriage”
“2017: Man-on-child marriage” Didn’t happen.
Odd how you’d rather the whole world ends than allow consenting adults to commit to each other (minus the imaginary domino effects). Feel the Christain love.
This is why you need to keep predictions vague. Never state a date.
Oh and KeithInc, sadly it's always been legal in many (red) states for adults to marry children.
You see, it's marriage itself that's the institution of slavery and evil and that's why Jesus you claim to love didn't marry! (Hyperbolic, in response to nonsense and "Jesus"'s love being reappropriated for hate speech). And what does the Bible say about false prophets?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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