mistersinister #sexist incels.is

If you didn't ascend in college then it's definitely over for you.

ollege is the only time in your life when you're going to be surrounded by women in your age group who don't expect you to be the greatest version of yourself. You won't be expected to have a good career because you're still a student. You can still get away with acting somewhat awkward because you're young and no one expects you to have fully matured by then. You won't be judged as harshly if you've never had a girlfriend before.

Also, you'll have way more opportunities and free time to interact with women in your age group than at any other point in your adult life. After college, your only primary opportunities to meet women are on dating apps or bars (both of which you'll get immediately rejected for not being Chad)

If you didn't ascend in college, it's unlikely that you'll ever ascend.

90% of people who "ascend" in their 20s are betabuxxers and aren't desired.
you'll never be 15 and in love

lying on the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chatting

not worrying about rent, bills, student loans

only worry in life is how you're gonna cheat on that history test on monday

you'll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, pulling out to cum all over her back and have her look in your eyes and say "I love you"

you'll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just **** like rabbits

you're in your 20's now

gotta get a good job

gotta be a serious man nowall the good ones are taken

maybe a nice girl will eventually settle with you

they have already felt all those new exciting feelings before, and are usually jaded and bitter

you missed what it feels like to have not a care in the world other than making your girl happy

you have missed out on teenage love

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