Allen #fundie

This year I look forward to equal opportunity movies.

Next Star Wars should have at the least 52% Minority groups as storm troopers (whether they take their helmets off or not).

Latinos must be represented at least 30% of every shot

you cannot have any white Male lead actor between 18-32 (unless their character is gay or wearing a dress).

The movie must be filmed using 2 languages (if one of them is in English ) with equal time.

If an 'attractive female weighing less than 100 lbs appears in the movie then her character must kung-fu the #$%$ out of 300lb men.



So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

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