"Why are we even discussing Shariah Law here in the good old USA?"
Why indeed*, Barkle (is worse than his Bitle)...?
"We don't believe in humping goats"
No, just humping kids:
http://mccannexposure.wordpress.com/2010/02/16/republican-list-of-paedophiles-shocking/
"praying to false Moon Gods"
Ronnie Raygun, George Dumbya Bush and Sarah Failin more than suffice for you & your ilk, eh? Otherwise, start saying they're vile subhuman right-wing filth who have no right to exist, due to everything they say, do and think. And instead, start praising Obama & his policies to the skies; acknowledging him as a man-god who can do no wrong. Otherwise, you've destroyed your own argument. And Romans 13:1-5 orders you to acknowledge him as your rightful, nay, God-chosen leader. Otherwise, you're going to Hell.
"strapping bombs on our children to kill Jews"
Timothy McVeigh ring any bells?
"wearing diapers on our heads"
No, you grew out of nappies - now you wear your underpants on your heads (to hide those tinfoil hats).
"covering our wives in sheets"
You and everyone else on Freak Cuntservatives going to kill any & all misogynists, with their bullshit mantra of 'Keep 'em barefoot, naked & pregnant, chained to the cooker' eh Barkle (is worse than his Bitle)? If your answer is anything other than 'Yes', you're no better than the Taliban. You've also destroyed your own argument.
"crashing airliners into office buildings"
No, you just crash bombs into innocent civilians' buildings.
"or stoning to death our 10 year old daughter because she was raped."
Ah, so you Freak Cuntservatives are Atheists, amirite? Because your own Bible says otherwise.
"So why on earth would we want Shariah Law here?"
Like I say, why indeed*...?
"This isn't making any sense whatsoever... or am I just being intolerant of Obama's transformation of America?"
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(*Presses Tannoy button*)
'Paging Dokuro-chan. Dokuro-chan, please go to Examination Room 5, as a patient is waiting. And please bring Escaliborg with you.'
*- There's more Muslim citizens/immigrants in the US than most of Europe (certainly here in the UK). Do you have Sharia Law? If your answer is the only one possible, then you've destroyed your own argument. You've also forfeited the right in perpetuity to call the US a 'Christian' country. (PROTIP: That Constitution of yours, the very basis of your country & what it stands for: Freedom? You should take a look at it sometime. Nowhere in it is there so much as one mention of a 'God', 'Jesus', or even 'Creator'. When you can figure out why, you do the maths.).
Because if you're so opposed to any form of religious law you consider alien to you & your way of life, nay, way of thinking, then you'll discover why far more - especially outside the USA - are even more opposed to the Religious Right, Teabaggers, Neocunts etc (i.e. you) creating a right-wing Fundamentalist Christian Theocracy. If you want to know the reason, just ask yourselves this simple question:
Why are you & your ilk so opposed to Iran's own nuclear ambitions, again...?
You do the maths, Barkle (is worse than his Bitle). And everyone else on Freak Cuntservatives.
