If you notice in the media, which I don't recommend watching much of as a Christian, you will see lots of depictions of women popping their cellphone into their back pocket. By extension, you see it in the every day world. It does appear to be something the enemy wants women to do, but it's worth noting the proximity of such a thing to a woman's reproductive organs. We have no idea what kind of influence those electro-magnetic waves have, but the fact that the media, which is run by the enemy, is trying to guide the world to do this should indicate it's probably not a good idea.
So... I suppose I agree with your assertion. The next question should be what do we do as Christians when God exposes such plans of the enemy. The answer, of course, is pray! And pray big, because the power and authority of Christ Jesus seated at the right hand of Father God above every principality and power in heaven and on earth is tops. And that authority will come forth when we pray Father God's will down here on earth.
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Back pocket? I have mine in the front pocket; it's too easy to steal from the back pocket.
The enemy? Daesh? Nazis? Racists? Anti-choice extremists?
Most media is run by rich, right-wing conglomerates. So, they're the enemy?
I've seen even more depictions of men popping their phones in the back pocket. Women often put theirs in their handbags, but few men have handbags...
Perhaps you "as Christians" should do more of what Jesus actually told you to do; feed the poor, house the homeless, cure the sick and take care of all unwanted children.
Wut? "the enemy"?
...Okaaaay...
Well, AGTG, I'll play along. Where do you suggest they put their phones? In their front pockets? That's even closer to their genitals (if you'd have had basic biology lessons you'd know that). In their purse? They don't always carry one. In their bra? That is said to be bad for the phone.
Or are you one of those medieval type people who think women shouldn't own phones or anything else for that matter?
What should you do about it? Design clothes with the pockets somewhere else. Front pockets?....no, scratch that, that's also next to the reproductive organs..... Breast pockets?.....similarly placed.... Armpit pockets? .....you'd need waterproof phones.... I've got it! Big muumuu dresses with the pockets way down at knee level, or pockets in the big white apron all girls wear these days!
And if you're concerned about cell phones and reproduction, please tell me WTF that has to do with christianity? Or do you just get all hot and bothered as a girl on TV, in tight jeans, sloooooowly slides that little phone into her pocket over her taut, toned, ass.......
"The next question should be what do we do as Christians when God exposes such plans of the enemy. The answer, of course, is pray! And pray big, because the power and authority of Christ Jesus seated at the right hand of Father God above every principality and power in heaven and on earth is tops. And that authority will come forth when we pray Father God's will down here on earth."
...is there an app for that? X3
Cellphone in the back pocket... must be demons....
Or it could be that front pockets on women's clothes are tiny or sewn shut. And cell phones are not small....
Hmmm, I'll go with the devil.
My friends and I always put them in our front pockets, and I don't recall seeing women on TV using their back pockets, either. Too easily stolen or lost. You must be so obsessed with staring at women's backsides that you're imagining things.
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Yeah, Ibuki's never seen anyone carry a phone in their back pocket, and she doesn't know why anyone would do that. For one, it's harder to reach than your front pocket. Plus, it's easier for people to steal it since it's in pretty much the hardest place for you to see.
And if you forget it's back there and sit on it? Yeah, Ibuki'd rather not think about that.
I give up, you caught us out fair and square this time.
I told the boss that this plan would never go unnoticed, but he insisted on using the time machine to go back in time and change the course of fashion by making back pants pockets popular (the fashion of the day previously being having a trained African marmoset cling onto your waist with one hand and carry your accoutrements with the other).
It was then just a matter of siting back and waiting a few centuries for mobile phones to be developed and improved so they would fit in said pockets, thus making said pockets a ubiquitous in the modern world.
You are however wrong about the goal, it is not to disrupt the breading habits of 21st century 1st world females, rather it was to drive the African marmoset to extinction (and it worked, as I guess you have never before heard of them before today).
Why do this you ask, because the boss has been to the future and has told me that “rise of the planet of the apes” is a Disney fairy tail compared to what the African marmosets will do. His most malevolence is not cruel enough to inflict that on this world, nor does he want to lose his favourite play thing (i.e. humanity).
What about all those guys who pop their cellphones in their back-pockets? Why is is this a "lady" thing?
And this makes no sense. Are you complaining about cell phones....EMF waves....WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
It went from cellphones to "spiritual warfare" with no context or segue. Little Calvin's answer to that test question about Newtonian Physics makes more sense than this!
Finally; Putting your cell in the back pocket is a dumb thing to do. Accidental butt-dialing and pick-pockets come to mind. Today's cells are mostly those big iPhone/track-phone thingies with the touch-screens. Pocketing your phone would only make some sense in the phone in question was those little flip-open things that look like Star Trek TOS communicators.
We have no idea what kind of influence those electro-magnetic waves have
Fuck the electro-magnetic waves; women carry their cell phone there because the vibration signal gives them an orgasm. Everybody knows that. Don't you? Geez, get with it.
...which I don't recommend watching much of as a Christian
Deal. I will not watch anything as a Christian.
when God exposes such plans of the enemy.
Which he does, apparently, by exposing them on TV, which you recommend Christians not watch.
Why not? Are you . . . lying?
"The next question should be what do we do as Christians when God exposes such plans of the enemy. The answer, of course, is pray! "
So, your God exposes these things to you, presumably wanting you to do something about it because he's not capable of doing anything about it himself (as usual)?
And what he wants you to do about it is pray to him to do something about the thing he already knows about and revealed to you?
Um.. what?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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