Pat Robertson is an evil man, part of the Illuminati. Pat Robertson's Christian Broadcasting Network (CBN) promotes New Age psychologists for Christian leaders who need help. Literally, Robertson is controlled opposition for the NWO. As hard as it is to believe, these people are sincere, but Satanic. CBN sends gullible Christian leaders to be taught New Age chants and meditation instead of Biblical preaching. You'd be better off jumping off a bridge than going to the people they recommend. I'm leery of the whole mess. I expose them all for the trash they are. I don't mean to be unkind, but when CBN sends hurting marriages and struggling believers to New Age gurus for spiritual help, someone needs to get mad and take a stand for God!!! I am doing that by God's grace!!!
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It's still somewhat amazing to me that there are people out there who think Pat Robertson and Jack Chick aren't fundie enough. Stewart is the only such person I can think of offhand (though the Westboro folks probably think that, too), but if there's one person who makes this much noise online, there are probably several others who aren't as visible.
Oh Davey-chan, you have it so very wrong. Pat Robertson is just a twisted old fuck of a fundie and not as vile as you are. See it's really the cultists of Lady Death and Squirrel Girl who control the NWO. We're planning to steal your precious Christian rights and sacrifice babies to Moloch for the lulz.
We also plan to make Rainbow Doritos the snackfood of America, and never ever let another right wing fuckwit (moderate consertives allowed) run for office.
In short
We are the NWO Davey, and we the Diversity Mafia!
We are Legion. Surrender to us Daveym, Resistence is futile, you will be assimilated.
Okay, so as dumb as this post is, I really want to see a movie in which New Agers are secretly trying to rule the world. I can see it now "gluten free or DIE!" painted across bakery windows. Weaponized riki. Meanwhile the rebels just wait for their oppressors to catch polio.
Over here boys!
"A truck backs into the thread and multiple kegs and cases of many kinds of beer and spirits are unloaded."
@ Ebon
Take your pick, Make sure to make my popcorn with lots of butter and salt. I feel the need commit the sin of gluttony in front of Davey and his opponent. For..research purposes you understand.
Well... here's the spittle-flecked nutty ranting. Permission to knock some sense into him (read: whack him upside the head) with a Vulgate Bible? (I figured that would be apt for a KJV-only-er, plus there's the added bonus that the Vulgate version is not only in Latin but also [GASP] contains seven EXTRA books in it! [Fe]Oh the papist horror![/Fe])
I cry tears of joy when fundies fight!
It is clear that once they've cleansed the world of LGBT folk, communists, socialists, atheists, working women, muslims etc, they would then purge not-true-Crystains
*grabs the JD and a bottle of coke*
Now this is a party. Seeing someone call Pat Robertson a New Ager... I think we've wandered past the Twilight Zone at this point. We're in full blown Outer Limits territory now, and on out way to the Far Realm...
*tosses in cheese balls and a trunkload of Halloween candy*
May as well have some laughs, no?
I agree that Pat Robertson is evil, but not because of some stupid Illuminati nonsense or because he's not preaching the bible right. I think he's evil because he tells people that if they send him money they'll become rich like him, and instead of helping people with his billions he bought a few mansions, private jets, and a diamond mine. And he continues to fleece poor, unsuspecting people who continue to send him money hoping God will reward them. He's a con man, pure and simple. And the sad part is that he doesn't have to pay taxes on any of it.
@Distind
To be fair, if the Illuminati did exist, I'm sure Pat would be a proud member. He's already pretty much a real life super villain. Minus the Satan worship and other such hoopla, Dominionism does have pretty much the same goals and modus operandi that they say the Illuminati has, except they're not particularly secretive about the general details of it. They admit that they want to rule the world at all costs, and long for the day that they can start torturing, and executing all who don't fall in line.
@Piling On
In b4 Jessie Jerry, who thinks that DJS - who is more fundie-than-thou - is Hellbound.
Yep. Someone who thinks that he's beyond mere 'Denominations' that he's some sort of super -Christian, neither Catholic or Protestant , but still uses the extremely Protestant KJV, as it was authorised by the head of the Protestant Church of England King James I.
He'd probably call the WBC 'Liberal', as per Andy Schaftafly & Faux News.
What further proof does one need that fundie Christainity - of whatever stripe, Proddy or Left-footer - is imploding.
Over 30,000 denominations of Christianity. Don't forget that, Jer.
@freako104, SpukiKitty, Ebon, Mister Spak
I'll bring the pizza.
vile ' Stewart.
Heaven or Hell? LET'S ROCK! [/"Guilty Gear"] X3
*ahem*
MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!!!
@FundieVision Inc.
Except the NWO doesn't run the world, Cipher does. And soon our plan shall be complete and the peace she envisioned shall come, whether the world wants it or not. [/MGS]
But seriously though, when did Squirrel Girl become popular?
@NotaReptile
Okay, so as dumb as this post is, I really want to see a movie in which New Agers are secretly trying to rule the world. I can see it now "gluten free or DIE!" painted across bakery windows. Weaponized riki. Meanwhile the rebels just wait for their oppressors to catch polio.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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