[Google's doodle on Easter is of Cesar Chavez]
Is anyone surprised by this insult to Jesus Christ? Google was funded by the CIA and is utilized by the government, who spies on Americans through Gmail and other portals. They clearly showed their preference on this Easter weekend to honor a cruel dictator over a man who died for our sins. But JESUS ROSE...while Hugo's nose is home to hungry maggots.
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It was CESAR Chavez, you stupid fucking dumbshit!
Pay attention before you go off ranting about whatever reactionary drivel gets you going. Prick!
Uh. That's not... He isn't... Well that's a whole lot of wrong. Can't even name the right person...? And that's some yummy descriptive writing.
But, sure. To quote Stephen Colbert: Chavez, the founder of the United Farm Workers, "has nothing to do with Jesus' tradition of celebrating jelly beans and plastic grass!"
Also gotta love the other compassionate commenters who state that some labor activist can't be as important as JESUS, because how many people could he have helped, who cares about him? What about Christians, baaaw!?
Google is used in millions upon millions of computers all over the world; how do CIA sift out the Americans from all that din? And, most importantly, why would they bother to do that?
Isn't Chavez a fairly common last name in the Spanish-speaking world? It would be like jumping to the conclusion that every mention of Mason is definitely Charles Manson.
"Is anyone surprised by this insult to Jesus Christ?"
Is anyone surprised that a fundie thinks a random event is an insult to Jesus Christ?
@Swede :
The fundies complaint is true - The US government does do that. It started with the response to the 9-11 attacks. The NSA has computers powerful enough to sift out any group they want. They do it because that's what would be dictators (the Bush regime) do. The excuse is "we want to find terrorists", the actual reason is "I'm a dictator and I need to spy on my subjects".
No, no, that's not the deceased "commie" president, this guy hosts a show about problem dogs :p. And considering that he can teach dogs to behave more reasonably than most religious people, I would say he deserves the spot.
Is anyone surprised by this insult to Jesus Christ?
Another fundie with the "I want to be offended" complex.
to honor a cruel dictator
Another fundie who can't get facts straight.
Color me surprised! /*Snark
I'm sorry, I read this over and over, and all I see is "OMG, DON'T THEY SEE?! Me, me ME! It's all about me! Why aren't they catering to ME?! How DARE they?!"
They all look the same to Micheline...
On the other hand...
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Oh FFS:
1. Gmail is international, you dipshit.
This reminds me of the time some Catholic-group women whined on the news because, although some entities outside their circle displayed pale blue lights to honor Mother Teresa's 100th birthday, not enough did that for their liking. They were offended because the Empire State Building chose to let its lights commemorate something else that fell on that date - only the 90th anniversary of women's right to vote in the US.
It also reminds me of some women I used to work with who would spend the whole week before Easter each year bitching and moaning about how "sacrilegious" it was that our employer - a government agency - didn't give us the day off on Good Friday.
(I will admit, though, I was bummed when Google kept its regular logo on Vincent Price's 100th birthday.)
@Carbonated Margarine: "...bitching and moaning about how "sacrilegious" it was that our employer - a government agency - didn't give us the day off on Good Friday."
We used to get that day off and I remember why we stopped. It was back in the 70's, and we used to get Good Friday and Columbus Day off. Then Polish people started complaining we ought to get Kosciusko Day off, too, and the Irish wanted St. Patrick's Day and Jewish people wanted Yom Kippur ... So the company decided that sooner or later, every religion and ethnic group in the country would want a day off and be offended if they didn't get one. So they took away Good Friday, Columbus Day and Lincoln's Birthday, gave us three more vacation days and said if you want to take Kosciusko Day off, knock yourself out. Nobody did, of course - they just wanted another day off.
@ProtestantCrusader:
You do realize that Easter is actually a pagan holiday, right? Thus the rabbits & eggs? The Catholic Church just decided it was the day Jesus rose in order to make conversion of the heathens easier.
Also: "...refusing to honor Ostara the fertility goddess is the very essence of heathen blasphemy. All involved in this evil travesty must repent or face eternal torment in Haljo, the underworld."
Fixed that for you.
@NonProphet I pray for your soul, non-believer. You drink too much of the Vatican's Satanic kool-aid. Easter is a true Christian holiday that PROVES that Jesus resurrected. For centuries the Catholic Church corrupted the holiday in their plot for world domination, until the brave Martin Luther dared speak the truth. True Christianity was born when he did so in 1517, and we True Christians refuse to submit to the lies of the Vatican and their minions in the different branches of the Whore of Babylon (secularism, Marxism, Islam, homosexualism, feminism, atheism, Hinduism, and communism). They all serve the Fallen One and seek to lead you astray. Heed my words before they corrupt your soul and lead you straight into the Maw of Hell.
Not only was Google's doodle on Easter not about Easter, but World of Warcraft's in-game Easter equivalent (Noblegarden) didn't start until the day after Easter this year!
Clearly, they're conspiring in a War On Easter. I say we crucify them!
Hoist with one's owm petard, is the saying, I believe.
JESUS ROSE. is this a new genus of the Rose family? Perhaps the thorns have gone?
First of alll CESAR CHAVEZ not Hugo Chavez ... Cesar Chavez was a Mexican-American pioneer of the workers' rights movement, nothing to do with old Hugo. And if it falls along with Easter, don't fret - MOVABLE HOLY DAYS people.
Next... It was better than watching a doodle of the rabbit with the eggs, that would be a real insult to Christianity, don't you think.
You are all sinful masturbaters you atheists. All I can do is think of all of you touching yourself, covering your sinful erect phalluses with lube, it sickens me. Always the images of hard, glistening atheist penises, burning through my mind. I hate you all heathens for sending me these images to break my faith with your satanic telepathy. You just wait, the lake if fire is your righteous destiny.
"Dude, if you're gonna be a troll, you have to at least learn the meaning of the word "subtlety"..."
I dunno, it wasn't that much more blatant than the fundies who spend more time describing the sexual activities of gay people than actual gay people do.
You heathens have no virtue or concept of honor. How dare you try to sully my title by posting such discusting things under it. And you have the odacity to mock christians? At least one of you isn't completely blind to see the fakery. Thank you CernunnosIsAnIrishDeathMetalBand for speaking the truth. You may have some hope yet. On the other hand the scheming mind of the atheist is rightfully notorious. Maybe your the one who tried to trick everyone by using my name, and then calling out your fake self just to impress your atheist friends. How else could you possibly nkow so quickly despite your natural atheistic blindness?
Homer: Who are you?
Ghost of César Chávez: I am the spirit of César Chávez.
Homer: Then why do you look like César Romero?
Ghost of César Chávez: Because you don't know what César Chávez looks like.
The villainous heathen does that again!!! That post number 1523337 is not me. The atheistic devil is trying to make me appear naive by suggesting I believe Catholics, Muslims and Atheists are the same thing. And the fool doesn't know that writing "homosexual" as a separate category with these three is redundunt. MY TRUSTY BATTLE STEED SHALL RAVAGE THINE MOTHER FURIOUSLY IMPOSTER!!!
And also, CernunnosIsAnIrishDeathMetalBand I think your foe and mine is the same, or maybe it is just you playing some sick little game.
"They clearly showed their preference on this Easter weekend to honor a cruel dictator..."
Shares the same surname as Hugo, must be the exactly the same person-right?
867-5309!
Yeah, somebody stole my username to keep the flames of war going.
Where do I get an account again?
P.S. The doublepost was because my internetz wuz failing... It ended up being posted two times.
@A decidedly suspicious poster
A one hit wonder from the eighties titled "Jenny 867-5309" a song that, according to Snopes, it drove "phone companies and their customers nuts" http://www.snopes.com/music/songs/8675309.asp
Just like this username theft madness started with someone taking away ProtestantCrusader's name, and then someone taking away me name. It drove everyone here NUTS.
Confused?
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