[Serious] I am youngcel, how do I have sex?
Is there a way I can trick someone into doing it with me?
Maybe dickflash by "accident" and then they get horny and try and jerk me off?
Get "caught" wankin and then she helps me?
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1. Flashing your dick at someone will a) not get someone horny and b) get you on a sex offender list
2. Being caught wanking will just be embarrassing to all involved. What if it's your grandmother?
3. Drugging someone will not make them want to have sex with you and they won't be coherent enough to enjoy it either. Plus it's a crime.
If you want to have sex, pay a prostitute. If you're a minor, try finding someone you like and want to be around outside of sex then let the relationship progress from there.
No more than 0.001% of women will actually get so excited seeing your dick that they suddenly want to give you a handjob. Understand that I come to this number through the simple expedient of rounding to the nearest thousandths with an understanding that a non-zero number should not be represented by 0 in any circumstances, and I’m too lazy to get more precise.
And @Chloe , as far as number 2 on your list, what if his grandmother does want to help him masturbate? Although I supposed if she does it might help to explain a lot …
Why are so many guys still convinced that all women want to see their junk? Most of us straight chicks love peen, but are very picky about the peen we see. The sight of some kid or weirdo’s tackle is both gross & funny. Why would any guy want to leave himself open to be mocked or put on a neighborhood watch list?
Why would you want to "trick" anyone, into having sex? Don't assume that she wouldn't be interested also, if you were a decent young lad, and not acting like a pervert.
“[Serious] I am youngcel, how do I have sex?”
“Is there a way I can trick someone into doing it with me?”
“Maybe dickflash by "accident"”
“and then they get horny and try and jerk me off?”
“Get "caught" wankin and then she helps me?”
“Cuz the only realistic way I can make someone actually want to have sex with me and enjoy it is by drugging them (which I would never do obvi)”
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