If God didn't Flood the earth, we wouldn't have fossils (which require water and lots of sediment to even be created in the first place), and the formations we see today. We also wouldn't have nice safe public roads for the fear of running into a dinosaur. We also wouldn't have nice paint jobs on our cars or nice roofs on our houses because of all the pteradactyle poop.
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And we thank you lord, for creating all those fossils so that we might be punk-ethed by you. And we also thank that you eliminated the T-Rex...that you also created...so that we might be able to drive to WalMart. Praise be to you for killing all the pteradactyles [sic] so that our hoods might be poop free...Amen...even though you could have just not created the dinosaurs if you knew you were just going to kill them all for the sake of our roofs...
Yes water and sediment are required but so is millions of years. If fossils were really caused by one catastrophic flood that killed everything we would have so many fossils we wouldn't know what to do with them.
I can't believe that it is almost the second decade of the 21st century and I am still arguing with people that think Noah's flood is a real event.
You must be a poe. Water and sediment exist in all sorts of places, like, say, rivers. We wouldn't have dinosaurs because they are EXTINCT.
"We also wouldn't have nice safe public roads for the fear of running into a dinosaur. "
So the flood destroyed all dinosaurs? Then why do so many creationists say that the behemoth in the book of Job (after the flood) is a dinosaur?
"Nice safe public roads"? I wish I lived where you did. Car crashes are one of the highest causes of death. I'm sorry, I don't know what else to say in the face of such ridiculousness. I just don't know whether to laugh or cry.
And dinosaur dropping actually do cause a bit of a problem. You see, there are these creatures called "birds" . . .
Started out sounding eloquent and almost sane, and jumped off a cliff. Re: campbunny's observation - Truly, they cannot see even beyond tomorrow's lunch, if their biggest focus is always on the gilded goodies and doohickeys we have today.
All it takes to get fossils is animals and plants, etc, dying and getting covered fairly quickly by sediment. But that only needs a sandstorm or a volcano eruption or something, not a word-wide flood. Especially since we know that "The World" to the goat-herders six -thousand years ago was The Middle East. Period!
Dinosaurs died out about 65 million years ago, but the supposed flooding happened a mere 6000 years ago or less. That's about a second ago in Earth Time.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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