> What's the "everything is Jews" explanation for WWI?

> In 1914, Germany was the Amerimutt golem of today. 4/5 of the world’s jewish financial HQs were in German territory (Hamburg, Frankfurt, Dusseldorf, Vienna), and hundreds of thousands of jews loved the Austrian Kaiser for being the goodest of goys, so much so that the jews were the most loyal soldiers of the kaisers in the coming war.

A literal jew coined the phrase "Gott Strafe England". Another jew invented chemical weapons to slaughter European soldiers like animals, and just as the jews bankroll the American empire today, so too did they bankroll the kaiser’s armies and war effort.

Meanwhile, as the war progressed, British forces captured Palestine from the Turks who were under the control of the Young Turks, who were neither Turkish or young and actually jews who were busily genociding Armenian Christians at the time of Palestine’s capture. The old British aristocracy which ruled England at that point were what we would call today "deeply anti-semitic" and openly talked about the USA being controlled by the 5th Jewish HQ, New York city and Wall Street. The belief was that Palestine could be traded to the jews in order to break the jewish financiers away from the Kaisers to bankrupt the German war effort.

Yes, let me repeat that again: Palestine could be traded to the jews in order to break the jewish financiers away from the Kaisers to bankrupt the German war effort.

And it worked. Americans finance reached out their European cousins, got the Americans to join the war, and then American elites like Woodrow Wilson who deeply hated Europe on ideological grounds and Jewish capitalist who also deeply hated Europeans on racial grounds worked hand in hand to exploit and destroy the winners in the subsequent peace through market manipulation, central bank shenanigans, and forced de-armament through austerity measures that weakened the Entente and set the stage for Pax America.

All this without even addressing the Bolsheviks in the East. Wew lads.