You wanted to be a lady preacher??? Have you read the Bible. Women are NOT suppose to be preachers.
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Umn... no, Paul said it.
Paul is not Jesus.
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Oh, we missed you.
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Well, then that makes God a misogynistic douche, not you.
I wasn't sure for a second there, thanks for the clarification.
@Osiris: We have one of those?
Actually Paul said it in a letter, it wasn't intended to be taken literally, it was about a problem within the church of Corinth.
You know, when shit like this is in the book you think it would be an argument against the bible, not for the offense.
why would you even want to be a preacher in a church that treats women clearly like second class citizens!
If you want to babble in front of a congregation, become a high priestess in a wiccan coven! *sigh*
I love the 'God said it not me'. It's like the fundie equivalent of 'I don't want to offend you, but...'
I have to use it in conversation from now on. "You're a boring, butt-ugly mentally-deficient cuntnugget. God said it, not me."
Actually, if you finish that verse, you will see that that was Paul talking, to witch god responded with a nice smack. See a church led by a woman opened and became more successful than Paul's. So God disagrees with you.
Also according to the Bible...
Why do people call this thing 'the good book' again?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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