BREAKING NEWS: It’s Been 3 Days Since Super Bowl. You Thought KC Won? Nope. San Francisco Was Just Announced the Surprise Winner.
February 14, 2024
By Wayne Allyn Root

It’s been three days since the Super Bowl ended. Silly you. You thought it was over. You actually thought Kansas City, Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift won. You might have even seen them out celebrating at a Las Vegas nightclub until 5 AM.

So, Kansas City had to be the winner of the Super Bowl, right?

There were lots of witnesses who saw KC win. Over 120 million watched just on television- the most watching a TV show since the 1969 moon landing. So, there were plenty of witnesses.

But it turns out everyone got it wrong.

KC only won at the end of the game. They had the 3-point lead 25-22. But what made you think that was final?

In the NFL, they’re allowed to keep counting for days past the final whistle. Didn’t you know that? No score is final in the NFL until all the scores have been counted in the locker room.