(Parody of "We Three Kings")

We wuz kangs while y'all wuz in caves
We ruled Earth and whites wuz our slaves
Traffic lights and spaceship flights
And dinners in microwaves

When Yakub, with oversized head
Made the whites, selectively bred
They burned our cities, acted shitty
We became slaves instead

O, kill the crackas, kill the whites
Loot myself some shit tonight
Food stamp needing, never reading
We will win this ancient fight

We wuz magic, knew how to fly
We wuz immortal, we'd never die
Now we're aping, killing, raping
Cooking a side of fries

O, kill the crackas, kill the whites
Loot myself some shit tonight
Food stamp needing, never reading
We will win this ancient fight

Did I mention we wuz the Jews?
And we wuz Egyptians, too
Pharaoh's plagues were crack and AIDS
For stepping on someone's shoe

O, kill the crackas, kill the whites
Loot myself some shit tonight
Food stamp needing, never reading
We will win this ancient fight