Ray Comfort #fundie

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I was listening to the Hallelujah Chorus of Handel's Messiah recently and thinking about what atheists have as an equivalent. An equivalent? They don't have a Bible, they don't belong to a Church, they don't have a relationship with God, and they don't have their own music. That's because they have nothing to sing about. Without God, atheism would have no reason to exist.

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old comment by Paschal Wagner

Or, if you prefer some good ol' country & western, there's always Robbie Fulks.

A world filled with wonder, a cold, fathomless sky
A man's life so meager, he can but wonder why
He cries out to Heaven its truth to reveal
The answer: only silence, for God isn't real.

Go ask the starving millions under Stalin's cruel reign
Go ask the child with cancer who eases her pain
Then go to your churches, if that's how you feel
But don't ask me to follow, for God isn't real.

He forms in his image a weak and foolish man
Speaks to him in symbols that few understand
For a life of devotion, the death blow he deals
We'd owe Him only hatred, but God isn't real.

Go tell the executioner of the power he can't defy
Go tell his shackled victim of the mercy on high...
Then go to your churches, go beg, pray, and kneel,
But don't ask me to follow, for God isn't real.

No, no matter how He should be, God isn't real.

old comment by Nocturne

Voltaire and Trent Reznor would like a word with you.

God thinks all blacks are obsolete farm equipment
God thinks the Jews killed his son and must be punished
God thinks the white man is Satan
God, they know what God thinks

God thinks we should all convert to Judaism
God thinks we must all be Christians and
God thinks we should all embrace Islam
God thinks the only true religion is Hinduism

And I
I know what God thinks
God thinks you're a waste of flesh
God prefers an Atheist

God God
God thinks all people like you are hateful
God thinks all people like you are an embarrassment to creation
self-righteous, judgmental, first to throw a stone
and using His name for your own protection

God thinks the sun revolves around the Earth
God thinks there was something very wrong with Copernicus
God thinks abortion is murder and
God thinks everything that science gave us is wrong
God thinks women deserve it
God thinks AIDS is a form of punishment

I hate people who blame the Devil for their own shortcomings and
I hate people who thank God when things go right

And I
I know what God thinks
God thinks you're an idiot
God prefers a heretic

God God
God thinks all people like you are hateful
God thinks all people like you are an embarrassment to creation
self-righteous, judgmental, first to throw the stone
and using His name for your own agenda

God is a liberal
God is a democrat
God wants you to vote republican
never trust a man who puts his words in the mouth of god
and says it's absolute truth
its lies and it smells like death
its all in a day's work taking money from the poor
Why do you think that God would need your dirty money
if he want to start a holy war?

self-righteous, judgmental, first to throw a stone
and using His name for your own protection

God thinks puppies need to die and
God thinks babies need to drown
'cause God is neither good nor bad
God is you and me
God is Everything

old comment by Marc

I was listening to the Hallelujah Chorus of Handel's Messiah recently

Good for you. It's a beautiful piece of music. I'm also partial to "Oh Holy Night".

and thinking about what atheists have as an equivalent. An equivalent? They don't have a Bible, they don't belong to a Church, they don't have a relationship with God,

You're absolutely right. Your point, being?

and they don't have their own music.

Well, that's debatable. While atheists don't necessarily have music specifically about atheism, one could argue that any song which doesn't mention or refer to religion could be considered "Atheist".

That's because they have nothing to sing about.

You obviously don't understand what music is really about, do you?

Without God, atheism would have no reason to exist.

Actually, without God (or any god in general), atheism would be the only thing that existed. Think about it.

old comment by docfred

We've got Lemmy on our side, Ray!

If the stars fall down on me
And the sun refuse to shine
Then may the shackles be undone,
And all the old words cease to rhyme.
If the skies turn into stone,
It will matter not at all,
For there is no heaven in the sky,
Hell does not wait for our downfall.

Let the voice of reason shine,
Let the pious vanish for all times,
God's face is hidden, all unseen,
You can't ask him what it all means
He was never on your side,
God was never on your side
Let right or wrong, alone decide,
God was never on your side.

See ten thousand ministries,
See the holy righteous dogs,
They claim to heal
but all they do is steal,
Abuse your faith, cheat & rob.
If god is wise, why is he still,
When these false prophets
call him friend,
Why is he silent, is he blind,
Are we abandoned in the end?

Let the sword of reason shine,
Let us be free of prayer and shrine
God's face is hidden, turned away
He never has a word to say
He was never on your side
God was never on your side
Let right or wrong, alone decide,
God was never on your side.

old comment by TWoozl

@KR Given that bananas can only reproduce by cuttings, and not seed, I'd hardly see why they can call them perfect. Cultivation of them is about the only thing keeping bananas abundant (And even then, there are diseases that would quite readily wipe out entire cultivar strains, given the chance). For a perfect fruit, it's awfully genetically fragile.

And to the original topic? Absolutely right; Without God concepts, atheism would not need to be named. It's still the default human state, however. We don't need a Bible; We have the entire combined works of civilization. We don't need specific music; We have the entire combined works of civilization. We don't need a relationship with god. We have a relationship with the whole of civilization, not merely one flock.

Would you care for a sip of sacrament, to wash the emptiness down?

“I was listening to the Hallelujah Chorus of Handel's Messiah recently and thinking about what atheists have as an equivalent.”
We have Handel’s Halleluja Chorus, dipshit.
We don’t really care if Handel thinks he was inspired by God, or that God listens to him, we can appreciate the music without adopting the artist’s worldview.

"An equivalent? They don't have a Bible, they don't belong to a Church, they don't have a relationship with God, and they don't have their own music.”
Sorry that my life and interests don’t meet your incredibly high standards, bananaman.
Shucks.
Gosh.
So disappointing.

Anyway…

“That's because they have nothing to sing about.”
Nonsense. There’s The Banana Boat Song,
Raaay-O
Raay-ay-ay-o.
Comfort come and he dumb as a stone…

Ray has never gotten smarter. Just bullshit

Ray Comfort #fundie raycomfortfood.blogspot.com

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