When will all the “reporters” who have received Noble Prizes for their work on Russia, Russia, Russia, only to have been proven totally wrong (and, in fact, it was the other side who committed the crimes), be turning back their cherished “Nobles” so they can be given to the REAL REPORTERS & JOURNALISTS who got it right. I can give the Committee a very comprehensive list. When will the Noble Committee DEMAND the prizes back, especially since they were gotten under fraud? The reporters and Lamestream Media knew the truth all along. Lawsuits should be brought against all, especially the Fake News Organizations, to rectify this terrible injustice. For all the great lawyers out there, do we have any takers? When will the Noble Committee act? Better be fast!
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Ugh, trump doesn't know there's no such thing as a Nobel (which apparently doesn't know how to spell) prize for journalism, that's Pulitzer. Not that it matters as he clearly still pissed about not getting one himself because Obama has one, expected for someone is basically a petty manchild...
What reporters have received Nobel Prizes? (Not Noble, silly!) Sure, a few journalists have gotten the Peace Prize, but not for being journalists. Are you perhaps thinking of the Pulitzer Prize?
The other side, in comparison with Russia, has usually been the United States of America. So; the US of A committed all those crimes?
Fraud? I doubt it; what’s your evidence of that? The most doubted Prizes are Mother Theresa, the one given to Israel/Palestine in 1994, and the one given to Obama about a second after he took office.
Where were they proven wrong? Even your own party acknowledged it happened but they voted to keep you in office. But ok we can, for you we'll say it was the democrats. The dems conspired with Russia to lose. Once they lost, thd plan was in action to have the GOP paint themselves into a corner, to have you fuck up royally in response to Covid-19, to bow down to various enemies of America. Still want to use that "logic?" Basically either reality or your own logic seems to make you worthless
Must piss you off that the previous occupant of the White House was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.
And what would the Prime Minister you admire so much say about you ?
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There's an extremely good reason why Winston Churchill won the Nobel Prize for Literature , Donald Fart.
Trump is basically what you get if you take the twisted horribleness and psychopathy of an incel and rig the universe to throw everything they could ever want at them no matter how consistently or catastrophically they fuck up. Nothing is ever enough no matter how easy it comes, being completely unaccountable to anyone is being judged too harshly, words mean nothing and the truth is what he says it is and he reserves the right to change that minute-to-minute, everything is always everyone else’s fault, and he is the only intelligent life form on the face of the planet in human history and everyone else is so dumb they’ll believe him when he says it’s raining as he pisses on their leg then they’ll believe him again the next day when he accuses them of pissing on his leg.
Then of course the racism, sexism, and general attitude that everyone always owes him something and nothing he does can possibly be wrong but he’s totally entitled to revenge against everyone. And his utter lack of satisfaction no matter what he does, no matter how much he destroys on the way to get what he thinks he wants, no matter how far everyone around him bends over to accommodate is always something he needs recompense for. He cannot be happy. It simply does not matter how much money, power, sex, and completely unearned acclaim is showered upon him or taken by force from victims the world will attack instead of him or how much petty completely unjustifiable “revenge” he inflicts upon others.
Oh right, he also wants to fuck his daughter.
This is not exactly a surprise from the life form that literally told people to drink bleach & sit on UV lights to cure the C Virus. Compared to that, him mangling the Nobel/Pulitzer prizes is almost understandable. He’s still a useless fucking imbecile who should be dragged in front of the Hague for crimes against humanity.
I’d love to know what Fred was thinking when he put THIS IDIOT SON of his in charge of the Family Real Estate biz.
I know young Trump didn’t act as deranged back then but even then, he was an idiot who kept having to get bailed out.
If your son was a complete doofus, maybe you should consider just giving the idiot some inheritance money while an unrelated businessperson takes over the Trump Corporation.
True; Fred Trump was a sleazy jerkass who did some shady stuff himself but at least he was more competent as a businessman, Real Estate magnate and builder of the family fortune.
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Definitely deserves the Ignobel in Medicine for his discovering the value of intravenous Lysol, shots of aquarium cleaner, and "getting a really strong light all up in your lungs" in response to the challenges presented by Covfefe-19.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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