Morgellons is real
'Crawling in his skin
The delusion is not real...!'
Passerby: 'Do you have the time?'
Person who has the Morgellons: 'The hairs on my wrist say '10:30'. But these are only by my cheap hairs. If I was wearing my expensive hairs, it would be at least 11:45.' [/Spike Milligan]
Person who has the Morgellons: 'Do you have the Morgellons?'
Passerby: 'No, it's just the way I walk!'
Rona and Morgellons is a good name for a metal band with a woman as the lead singer.
'Morgellons'? I hear they'll be the new villains in the next series of "Doctor Who". Apparently they'll make things rather hairy for the Thirteenth Doctor...!