What's the difference between teh Rona and Morgellons?
Morgellons is real.
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Morgellons is real (*Sings *):
'Crawling in his skin
The delusion is not real...! '
OR:
Passerby: 'Do you have the time?'
Person who has the Morgellons: 'The hairs on my wrist say '10:30'. But these are only by my cheap hairs. If I was wearing my expensive hairs, it would be at least 11:45. ' [/Spike Milligan]
AND/OR:
Person who has the Morgellons: 'Do you have the Morgellons?'
Passerby: 'No, it's just the way I walk! '
OR:
Rona and Morgellons is a good name for a metal band with a woman as the lead singer.
OR:
'Morgellons'? I hear they'll be the new villains in the next series of "Doctor Who". Apparently they'll make things rather hairy for the Thirteenth Doctor...!
I had to look up Morgellons to know what the hell he’s talking about. By the way, Morgellon’s disease, or at least what backers of the theory claim, is not real. At least insofar as the fibrous masses causing it, since the fibrous masses have always been shown to be from clothing. You know, like you’d get in an open sore when you put clothes on over it.
@The_Dybbuk #56825
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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