1) Hitler enacted a program of euthanizing the mentally ill.
a. Democrats support euthanasia.
2) Hitler Burned the Reichstag down.
a. Democrats are burning US cities
3) Hitler created the political police.
a. Antifa and Occupy are democrat enforcers
4) Hitler created the Wansee conference to determine race and ethnicity by birth.
a. Democrats are focused on racial and ethnic “justice”.
5) Hitler killed his political enemies within the country.
a. Democrats leveraged the tools of government to persecute the Tea Party and Trump supporters.
6) Hitler fabricated stories to demonize military leadership not to his liking and oust them.
a. Democrats fired and set up several generals who dared oppose Obama.
7) Hitler set up the Hitler Youth program to indoctrinate the children
a. Democrats use the UNIONS to indoctrinate our youth.
8) Hitler seized personal firearms, disbanding gun clubs and disarming political “undesirables”.
a. Democrats have been scheming to take your guns for decades.
9) Hitler authorized “Chrystalnacht” whereby Germany seized the property of Jews to redistribute to non-Jews.
a. Democrats have been try to redistribute America’s wealth for decades.
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a. Democrats support euthanasia.
Close, but not quite.
a. Democrats are burning US cities
Riiiiight, except they aren’t. In fact, there’s plenty of evidence that indicated police/right-wingers are more likely to attack another person than left-wing groups.
a. Antifa and Occupy are democrat enforcers
I guess when every movement on your side has been astroturfed by Mitch McSidious for the past two decades, you don’t understand ‘grassroots action’ or ‘decentralization’.
a. Democrats are focused on racial and ethnic “justice”.
Not the same thing. At the very worst, Affirmative Action moves money and opportunity from those who have it to those who don’t. Many lefties, myself included, don’t like AA anyway.
a. Democrats leveraged the tools of government to persecute the Tea Party and Trump supporters.
LMAO
a. Democrats fired and set up several generals who dared oppose Obama.
James Comey has entered the chat.
a. Democrats use the UNIONS to indoctrinate our youth.
I thought it was public schools.
a. Democrats have been scheming to take your guns for decades.
Attitudes towards guns on the dems and the left more broadly are pretty diverse. Even the most anti-gun figures on the left rarely meet up to the Right’s strawmen. The intention of the Second Amendment was to ensure that the government couldn’t shove the people around. Ironically, that’s exactly what antifa uses guns for. The Second Amendment was NOT to deal with masked robbers or shoot a doe, contrary to popular myth.
a. Democrats have been try to redistribute America’s wealth for decades.
Sigh.
1- Shitler was a teetotaller
2- Donald Fart is a teetotaller
3- 'I never trust a man who doesn't drink' - John Wayne
4- ?????
5- See where this is going, You Don't Matter Jay...?!
1. The Nazis were extremely nationalistic and wanted to “restore” and “reclaim” some mystical old version of Germany. The Republicans are extremely nationalistic and wanted to “restore” and “reclaim” some mystical old version of the USA.
2. The Nazis idolised violence and war while still trying to paint themselves as “juat striking back”. The Republicans idolise violence and war while still trying to paint themselves as “juat striking back”.
3. The Nazis pretended to be defenders of Christianity, but only ment their own twisted version of Christianity that in truth was nothing but their ideology dressed up in religious terms. The Republicans pretend to be defenders of Christianity, but only mean their own twisted version of Christianity that in truth is nothing but their ideology dressed up in religious terms.
4. The Nazis believed their leader, Adolf Hitler, to be a messianic figure, as well as attractive, while he actually was a thoroughly repulsive pathetic insecure paranoid tyrannical unstable loser whose only talent was demagogy. The Republicans believe their leader, Donald Trump, to be a messianic figure, as well as attractive, while he actually is a thoroughly repulsive pathetic insecure paranoid tyrannical unstable loser whose only talent is demagogy.
5. The Nazis were highly nativist and xenophobic. The Republicans are highly nativist and xenophobic.
6. The Nazis saw all art and societal developments they did not approve of as “degeneracy” and “Cultural Bolshevism”. The Republicans see all art and societal developments they do not approve of as “degeneracy” and “Cultural Marxism”.
7. The Nazis were opposed to women’s reproductive agency, believing that they should be constently pregnant submissive housewives. The Republicans sre opposed to women’s reproductive agency, believing that they should be constently pregnant submissive housewives.
8. The Nazis believed in conspiracy theories that postulated threats both from below in the form of being outbred by inferior lower classes (Volksschädlinge) and criminal and “savage” foreigners (Roma and Slavs) and from above in the form of a Jewish globalist financial-intellectual elite - not to be confused with our conservative elites! - corrupting the culture and national identity of Germany. The Republicans believe in conspiracy theories that postulate threats both from below in the form of being outbred by inferior lower classes (Welfare Queens) and criminal and “savage” foreigners (Hispanics and Muslims) and from above in the form of a (((globalist financial-intellectual elite))) - not to be confused with our conservative elites! - corrupting the culture and national identity of America.
9. The Nazis were extremely homophobic, transphobic, and generally virulently heteronormative. The Republicans are extremely homophobic, transphobic, and generally virulently heteronormative.
10. The Nazis gained the police’s favour due to giving them funding for militarisation and by giving them a free pass on persecution and police brutality against unpopular groups. The Republicans have the police’s favour due to giving them funding for militarisation and by giving them a free pass on persecution and police brutality against unpopular groups.
Shall I go on?
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