(After being directed to evolution.berkeley.edu as a starting point for proof of evolution)
That's it? One link to a website? This is your irrefutable "evidence"?
Oh my. How disappointing. The old, "let SOMEBODY ELSE explain it", eh! "PLEASE God, let it be ANYBODY ELSE! JUST NOT ME!! I've got NOTHIN!"
And here I thought ONE of you believers in magic might FINALLY rise to the occasion to provide your "proof". But, alas, a simple link to opinions, conjecture, vague generalities and complete guesswork. Religious "beliefs" no less!
But then, we BOTH knew that that's all you had to work with now didn't we?
Sorry I had to shame you so publically like that. Happens a lot to "believers" in evolution. As soon as somebody asks for specifics, things get awfully quiet. On account of lack of any evidence whatsoever and all.
Hope you learned a great lesson in all of this. You know, how absolutely incapable and unprepared you are to defend your "beliefs". (What , with that glaring lack of evidence problem!) Embarrassing, huh?
No worries. This is the way it ALWAYS goes with magic lovers. And the way it ALWAYS will. I'll understand if this public humiliation you're experiencing doesn't make it's way to FSTDT dot com. Not your finest moment. :(
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One simple observation, if I may.
If your claim is true, that evolution is simply a religion, universities could claim tax free status. And... they don't.
And with that final rhetorical flourish, The Ultimate Fart, wipes the Cheeto dust from his chin, swigs down the dregs of his twenty third can of diet soda that day and waddles toward bed, the cheers and adulation of an imaginary crowd ringing in his ears.
The Last Trump: "This is the way it ALWAYS goes with magic lovers. And the way it ALWAYS will."
Atheist: "It's YOUR side that are the 'magic lovers'. Believing that God *magically* spoke everything into existence!"
TLT (really smug): "You got that backwards! Evolutionists *believe* that in the beginning, there was no God, just the laws of nature as understood by atheistic science! Yet, by MAGIC, life, the universe and everything came to be! WE *know* that God created everything by His Divine Power, which *isn't* magic!!"
Atheist: (can't get a word out from disbelief at the stupidity of what was just said.)
TLT (even more smug): "Complete silence. As always. On account of lack of any evidence whatsoever and all. Hope you learned a great lesson in all of this. I win!"
Yet I've seen creationists use creationist websites to back up their claims.
Doesn't surprise me that the smug asshole TLT refuses to even visit that website to learn something about evolution. Instead he's happy to keep jamming his fingers in his ears and tightly close his eyes.
>And here I thought ONE of you believers in magic might FINALLY rise to the occasion to provide your "proof"
I feel like they are looking in a mirror while typing this
Anyways, if they were to go to evolution.berkeley.edu they would find basically all of the evidence for evolution
What a shame. The answer was practically in front of their face but they didn't see it. Magic, isn't it?
So someone felt it would be better for an educated expert on the topic to explain it. Hardly a weak point. That's like mocking someone who 'believes' in cancer linking to an oncological site for an introduction to the basics of cancer. And you refuse to read it and mock them for not knowing the ins and outs of oncology.
That pretty much sums of the evolution debate with creationists.
But, alas, a simple link to opinions, conjecture, vague generalities and complete guesswork.
Are you making that evaluation based on having read the contents of the website or on prejudice? If it's the former, you'll have little difficulty in providing examples in support of all your allegations. If it's the latter, you abdicate any right to talk of science and the validity of others' beliefs.
That's an incredibly mouthy way to say "too long, didn't read lol", Chump. It's okay. You can admit it -- it wasn't too long for you to read. It was too complicated for you to read. It required you to know outlandishly complex subjects like 3rd grade biology and to have already cultivated a 4-year-old's understanding of simple cause and effect. Who could possibly expect you to meet such unrealistic standards?
Plus it would have required you to figure out how to click a link that wasn't embedded into a giant picture of a cross and/or tits.
I've read some of what this guy posts, and on a scale of 1 to 10 , this guy dials smugness up to 20.
and no, you don't really win an argument/debate if you're too lazy to read the evidence provided.
"No worries. This is the way it ALWAYS goes with magic lovers. And the way it ALWAYS will."
As Thor once said, "What you call Magic is just science that you can't understand"
Checkmate, Trashed Dump.
No, that is just a tiny segment describing parts of the irrefutable evidence.
We're not the ones believing in magic, the religious people are.
The only one you're shaming is yourself, dearie.
Things also get awfully quiet as soon as you ask for specifics about gravity. It's the incredulous "Are you serious? Everyone knows that, surely?" quiet.
Yup, I learned a great lesson; there is no end to the stupidity of fundies.
One more time; the fundies are the magic lovers, not the secular ones.
Well, whaddyaknow, your public humiliation did make its way to FSTDT!
As an EVILutionist I wish that I was as grounded in reality as a creationist that doesn't believe in magic, but instead accepts talking snakes, faith healing, and a deity that can create everything from nothing. Wait, I always thought something couldn't come from nothing? Oh well, I'm sure there's some rational basis behind all this that can come from many sources (not just the Bible).
The reason why your debating opponents have probably given up on educating you for themselves is because they're tired of the same old arrogant, deluded rebuffs of yours. It's particularly rich of you to complain when scientific literature overwhelmingly supports evolution, and all you have got to fall back on is the Bible or Bible inspired websites.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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