But what about the talking donkey! ]
If Eddie murphy can make a 'dunkey' talk then I do not see it as such a big stretch for the God of creation to do the same.
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WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
@shykid: He meant 'Shrek'.
@Gawd : No, that's how Shrek pronounced Donkey's name with a Scottish accent.
As to the quote, as others have already pointed out, 'Shrek' was a cartoon. "Donkey" wasn't real.
But, then, you religious types seem to have an awful time with fiction and reality, don't you?
I have no words
*headdesk*
"If Eddie murphy can make a 'dunkey' talk then I do not see it as such a big stretch for the God of creation to do the same."
You know that wasn't a real donkey, don't you?
I can show you Eddie Murphy making a donkey talk.
Show me a donkey talking specifically because your God is making it.
If you can't, I'll have no other choice but to conclude that Eddie Murphy is more powerful than your God.
If Eddie murphy can make a 'dunkey' talk then I do not see it as such a big stretch for the God of creation to do the same.
You do realize Eddie Murphy making a donkey (what the hell is a 'dunkey?') talk was just a cartoon, right? The donkey wasn't real, it was just Eddie Murphy pretending.
As opposed to your story, where you believe an actual donkey somehow grew vocal chords and spoke in perfect whatever language they were using at the time.
You sir, are an idiot. Allow me to demonstrate.
You have obviously never read the 10 minutes of never-ending credits at the end of an animated film.
You have never considered the collaborative effort that went into just one of the patents, for just one of the myriad pieces of electronic equipment (a microphone for example) used in the production. You have also never considered the huge body of human scientific work upon which those discoveries were based.
You have never considered the vast infrastructure of marketing, transportation, and commerce required to bring all those people and all that equipment together in one place for the project.
Meanwhile, your god allegedly takes mud and magic, and woo-woo! a human! What did he make garden slugs from? Snot?
So what you're saying is, "god" was just dicking around with an animation studio, not doing all the fabulous things he said he could?
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain...
You're right! Once you postulate a god who can do anything by magic, then, sure, he can make a donkey talk. In fact, he could have created the entire universe last Thursday and made us all with false memories of the past. Congratulations. You've just proved that your entire religion could be baloney.
(Pup)
Y'know, now that I think about it, I wouldn't mind seeing what Pixar and/or Studio Ghibli could do with a re-make of The Ten Commandments .
Are you sayng that Eddie Murphy is God; or a donkey; or a donkey is God? Donkeys are so chatty.
And in the Bible, didn't God make Balaam's ass talk? Now that must have been a real treat. Oh, sorry. 'ass' means something else in American. Still, what a thing! LOL Mind in French music halls Le Pétomane could sing tunes with his ass. (No. I won't tell you. Check him out on Wiki!) ROTFL
This fundie inability to differentiate between reality and really ludicrous fiction says it all, really. The more patently absurd the fiction is, the more they take it to heart.
No wonder they swear by the freaking bible.
I agree. After all, he made a snake talk, and a burning bush. He's not too good at stopping war or cancer, but the crazy voices trick is very clever.
“If Eddie murphy can make a 'dunkey' talk”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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