"I like to say that liberals come in three flavors - like in a half-gallon of softened ice cream where the strawberry blends into the vanilla and the vanilla into the chocolate. On one side are the evil/arrogant; next come the arrogant/ignorant; next the ignorant/stupid. Obama, Pelosi, Reed, etc are the first group. Any collection of NYTimes reading, brie-eating, all-natural, fart-through-silk Westport Stupid Yuppie Scum fill out the broad middle. The last group is typified by the Congressional Black Caucus."
...meanwhile, outside the separate dimension known as Fundieville, on Planet Reality:
In Japan, Liberal Democrats are the Conservatives.
In Russia, Liberal Democrats are the hardline nationalists.
In the UK, Conservative: right. Labour: left. Liberal Democrats: neither 'right' or 'left', but middle-of-the-road'.
I vote Labour. Always have, always will.
Moral: 'Liberal'. You keep using that word, butthurt fundie Teabaggers. I do not think it means what you 'say' it means.
The last Conservative I respected was Edward Heath. And he's dead.