Allen Sutton #wingnut #fundie

Allen Sutton #wingnut #fundie twitter.com

Donald J. Trump: STOCK MARKET AT ALL-TIME HIGH! HOW ARE YOUR 401K’S DOING? 70%, 80%, 90% up? Only 50% up! What are you doing wrong?

Allen Sutton: President @realDonaldTrump has achieved more in the first 3 years of his presidency than anyone ever; and he has done so while being subjected to the most monstrous, ferocious, and diabolical opposition attack against any president. Thus, he is the greatest president of all time.

Donald J. Trump: Thank you!

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Meanwhile, in the real world…

The stock market has suffered a relentless, breathtaking drop — moving deeper into bear territory. Stocks fell so fast Thursday morning that it triggered a 15-minute halt in trading for the second time this week.
The Dow Jones Industrial Average fell 2,352 points, or nearly 10% — the biggest one-day drop since 1987. The S&P 500 and the Nasdaq were each down more than 9%.
Those indexes are now down at least 27% from record highs set just last month. The Dow is now down nearly 8,400 points from its peak on Feb. 12.
Thursday's stock market drop followed a nearly 6% plunge in the Dow on Wednesday, when the blue chip index entered a bear market, defined as falling 20% from its peak. The S&P 500 is now also in a bear market, ending an 11-year winning streak.
- https://www.npr.org/2020/03/12/814853898/stocks-in-meltdown-over-trumps-coronavirus-plan

Nothing zBonespurs tweets ages well.

My 401K is about where it was when he took office. Three years investments, poofity.

Yeah the market was steadily rising for a decade and things were good. And in a matter of weeks all that work is lost.

So why then, did the NYSE flip the financial circuit breaker nary minutes after that bell rang yesterday?

Can't be because the FTSE here in Britain dropped over 10%, amirite...?!

All great powers fall: No Exceptions. Financial or political, take your pick Donald Fart.

My 401K doing well is not a reason to support Trump. I won't even see that money for another 40 years. And he wants to get rid of social security so it's not like he cares about retiring people.

Well, to be fair, he did post this in January.
However, I reckon, that if Allen got those balls further into his mouth his tongue might just reach far enough for a bit of analingus.

I’m again reminded of Kristen Bell on Late Night With Seth Meyers reading out Trump tweets in her Gossip Girl voice.

Is this another bit of Alt-History fanfic? Maybe this guy and “Sultam Mao” guy should get together for a beer.

If Allen’s nose is any further up Trump’s ass, he’d be smelling Trump’s morning breath!

Allen Sutton: President @realDonaldTrump has achieved more in the first 3 years of his presidency than anyone ever; and he has done so while being subjected to the most monstrous, ferocious, and diabolical opposition attack against any president. Thus, he is the greatest president of all time.

Congratulation, Allen Sutton, you are a worse sycophant than Penultimo.

Allen Sutton #wingnut #fundie twitter.com

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