"Emily" quoting someone else:
"Albert Einstein will not be forever remembered for an argument about how well his, er, banana fit his hand."
Actually, Ray will be remembered on earth as a soul winner for Christ. And in Heaven, Ray will receive crown(s) for everything he did in the Name of our Savior Jesus Christ.
Of course he will always be a mere joke to atheists and other non-believers, because the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing. Speaking of perishing, if you reject Jesus Christ as your Savior, then you too will remember Ray as a soul winner when you're in hell for eternity, regretting your decision.
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Nope, we won't remember shit. Because there's no hell.
Prove me wrong, motherfucker.
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And in Heaven, Ray will receive crown(s) for everything he did in the Name of our Savior Jesus Christ.
So what is it? Faith or works?
After I read about the banana farce for the first time, I went googling for a pic of an original wild banana. I found this :http://www.joulestaylor.com/jpix/2008/wildbanana2.jpg
Have to admit it doesn't look like something I'd enjoy eating...
And in Heaven, Ray will receive crown(s) for everything he did in the Name of our Savior Jesus Christ.
Will there be a high-score list in heaven?
Right now Bible scholars are saying, "Wait, we've been reading this wrong all these years. The text is actually God saying, 'When fundies die, I shall receive clowns in Heaven!'"
I love the banana argument.
During that demonstration someone should have tossed him a grapefruit.
So nutritious... yet it's a small war to peel, squirts citric acid into your eyes and tastes bitter.
Why the hell would you need a crown anyway, so you can stare at it for eternity?
Do they even think before they post?
"Of course he will always be a mere joke to atheists and other non-believers"
"then you too will remember Ray as a soul winner when you're in hell for eternity, regretting your decision."
"Actually, Ray will be remembered on earth as a soul winner for Christ."
If Ray Comfort ever won a soul, it was definitely not in any contest that required theological knowledge, common sense, logic, or the ability to form coherent arguments. He must have won souls for Christ in a game of skeeball, or ring toss, because I really can't imagine him doing so in a context that required even the slightest bit of intellectual or persuasive ability.
"Ray will receive crown(s)"
How you know that your religion was a man-made
"Of course he will always be a mere joke to atheists and other non-believers, because the message of the cross is foolishness..."
I cut you off while you were still telling the truth.
Actually, Ray will be remembered on earth as a soul winner for Christ.
Of course he will always be a mere joke to atheists and other non-believers, because the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing. Speaking of perishing, if you reject Jesus Christ as your Savior, then you too will remember Ray as a soul winner when you're in hell for eternity, regretting your decision.
@ Joules
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As far as Ray Comfort, he'll disappear, so will Hovind and the rest of them. Right now I believe we're on a razors edge where we'll either end up in another dark ages, or we'll be seeing advancements we can't even imagine.
Lets hope humanity goes the right way.
I'll always think of Ray as the idiot with the banana.
Then I'll remember the banana masturbation argument.
Then I'll imagine lesbians doing that and discussing evolution.
Then I will become completely distracted from whatever I was talking about.
The only thing containing a higher volume of fail than Ray Comfort himself is a Ray Comfort apologist.
Sorry, Emily, I'm talkin' 'bout you.
And in Heaven, Ray will receive crown(s) for everything he did in the Name of our Savior Jesus Christ.
Prove that heaven exists.
Prove that it's the Christian version of heaven.
Prove that Ray's going to get in.
Then we'll talk. (I hate unproven assumptions like those.)
@ Antichrist #617098 -
Thanks for that!
Ray Comfort will not be remembered.
After he has retired (either from preaching or from the world), his act will be plagiarized by a hundred or so imitators. They will repeat the exact same arguments he does, quoting him word for word. The more talented mimics will even duplicate his posture and mannerisms. The less gifted will simply parrot his words in a monotone with a smug grin on their faces, as if they have just discovered something as yet undiscovered and they are condescending to share it with the masses. One thing will remain constant across the board though: none of the Ray Comfort wannabes will give him ANY credit while they are stealing his act.
Think I'm kidding? Look at all the Kent Hovind imitators there are on youtube. Tell me how many of them give any credit to Kent.
Ray Comfort is, and I´m afraid will be, remembered as the "banana man", and the guy who said that "he was just joking" or satyrising when he because the laughing stock of the net.
Ray, like Hovind hasn't and won't convert anyone. Like Palin the ONLY reason anyone gives him any respect is their claim of absolute faith, once you remove that you see the stupid clearer. Both their camps are made up of the ALREADY believing but looking for straws to grasp. Problem is, people like you have been trained to respect YOUR belief above all, so you will follow anyone with that preacher-speak, blind trustingly.
"And in Heaven, Ray will receive crown(s) for everything he did in the Name of our Savior Jesus Christ. "
Does that include lying? I thought lying was a sin. So Ray will be rewarded in heaven for sinning?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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