ikester7579 #fundie

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All elements in the universe (periodic table) get their properties based on their combinations of 3 specific sub-atomic components. Protons, Neutrons, & Electrons. No element has the same combination. (ie...Gold has 79 protons, 118 neutrons, 79 electrons)Carbon (man) has 6 protons, 6 neutrons, 6 electrons. [666]. This will be the number in which the Anti-Christ will be identified by. And because a clone does not have working sexual organs, this explains why a "cloned" Anti-Christ will not have need for a woman.

How do you think this was written in God's word about the anti-Christ being a man that his number will be 666? When the knowledge of protons, neutrons, and electrons was not even known? It is because the word was written just like God said. It was inspired by God, to where man could write it without flaw. And the knowledge was God knowledge, not the knowledge of man.

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old comment by James

"All elements in the universe (periodic table) get their properties based on their combinations of 3 specific sub-atomic components. Protons, Neutrons, & Electrons. No element has the same combination."

Well, elements are defined by their proton number.

"Carbon (man) has 6 protons, 6 neutrons, 6 electrons."

You forgot the isotopes. 7 and 8 neutron forms of carbon exist. What does not have to with anything anyway? Are you trying to assert that the anti-christ will be an organic life form? Because I fail to see how that narrows it down.

"And because a clone does not have working sexual organs, this explains why a "cloned" Anti-Christ will not have need for a woman."

Where the fuck did you pull that gem from? That's blatently bollocks.

old comment by Illuminatalie

"How do you think this was written in God's word about the anti-Christ being a man that his number will be 666? When the knowledge of protons, neutrons, and electrons was not even known"
A very convincing proof indeed. I like the way you used those two 3-syllable words. Shows your wisdom. Apparently the fundie periodic table has just one isotope per element, no 'true' carbon atom has anything but exactly 6 neutrons, etc.

"And because a clone does not have working sexual organs, this explains why a "cloned" Anti-Christ will not have need for a woman."
You sure do know a lot about clones, too. And maybe he won't NEED a woman, but someone to fix up his house and keep the inverted crosses from getting all dusty would be nice.

old comment by Tempus

It's okay, he's just been doing reading from some really, really obscure Apocrypha:

Oppenheimer 13,6-10:

If thou didst have four cookies, and thy could eat one, putteth one in thy pocket, hold one in thy hand, yet must throw yon fourth cookie away, would woudst thou do?

thou may eat of the Gamma cookie, for this causes little damage to thy somatic tissues;

thy Beta cookie thou would place in thy pocket, for it is written that thy clothing layer may halt them;

thy Alpha cookie can be held safe in the hand of Man, for thy skin alone shall protect thee;

but thy cookie of Neutron must be cast far from thee, for it is anathema to the cells of Man and beast.

old comment by Lithp

Human beings are made of more than just carbon. And you've never heard of an isotope? Do you think science is the work of Satan, or something?

[666]. This will be the number in which the Anti-Christ will be identified by.

The antichrist is...carbon? Well then, we just have to set him on fire and absorb the demonic influence in charcoal.

And because a clone does not have working sexual organs, this explains why a "cloned" Anti-Christ will not have need for a woman.

Wrong wrong wrong. Wrong wrong wrong wrong. You're wrong! You're wrong! You're wroooooooooooooooong!

How do you think this was written in God's word about the anti-Christ being a man that his number will be 666?

Erm...I DON'T.

When the knowledge of protons, neutrons, and electrons was not even known?

Because they are not connected. Also, your punctuation is shit.

It is because the word was written just like God said. It was inspired by God, to where man could write it without flaw.

Without flaw my ass.

And the knowledge was God knowledge, not the knowledge of man.

It was not knowledge...AT ALL. It was *drum roll* ignorance! And your entire rant is *drum roll* WILLFUL ignorance!

old comment by Mog

"How do you think this was written in God's word about the anti-Christ being a man that his number will be 666? When the knowledge of protons, neutrons, and electrons was not even known? It is because the word was written just like God said. It was inspired by God, to where man could write it without flaw. And the knowledge was God knowledge, not the knowledge of man."

It's called a coincidence. The Bible didn't say "Thou art a carbon-based life form, and thy carbon atoms hath six protons, six neutrons, and six electrons, except when they don't."

It's like all that Nostradamas stuff. It's easy to make prophecies from past writings true. The real test is - if the Bible contains information about science that humans don't know, where is it? Oh wait - it won't make itself visible until after humans learn (through science) what it was talking about. Then, the hidden knowledge will be plain to see. *rolls eyes*

Oh, and...the "mark of the Beast" is 616. Or is that just a ploy by the Antichrist's New World Order to distract us all from the "real" number, 666?

I love how fundies are so obsessed with 666. They honestly think that we're all going to be walking around with "666" carved into our foreheads. They thought that UPCs were evil because the bars signifying the beginning, middle, and end of the code look kind of like the bars symbolizing 6. "OMG THREE SIXES IT'S TEH BEAST!!!!"

You don't here people freaking out about that any more, do you? I'm sure in a few months, 666 will resurface again. "One out of every thousand people with a three-digit security code on their Visa have '666!' OMG TEH DEVIL!!!!"

It's like the f'ing number 23. It'll always pop up, as long as you're looking for it.

old comment by Mog

"How do you think this was written in God's word about the anti-Christ being a man that his number will be 666? When the knowledge of protons, neutrons, and electrons was not even known? It is because the word was written just like God said. It was inspired by God, to where man could write it without flaw. And the knowledge was God knowledge, not the knowledge of man."

It's called a coincidence. The Bible didn't say "Thou art a carbon-based life form, and thy carbon atoms hath six protons, six neutrons, and six electrons, except when they don't."

Oh, and...the "mark of the Beast" is 616. Or is that just a ploy by the Antichrist's New World Order to distract us all from the "real" number, 666?

It's like the f'ing number 23. It'll always pop up, as long as you're looking for it.

old comment by the Good Witch

clones can have kids, sweetheart. dolly, the first cloned sheep, had a baby lamb. i believe the lamb was named bonnie.

and yes, humans are largely composed of carbon, which has 6 protons, 6 neutrons, and 6 electrons. except if it forms a certian kind of bond ... but i won't go into that. anyways, that means that every person has 666. unless jesus was made of nitrogen or something, he had 6 protons, 6 neutrons, and 6 electrons.

you're embarrassing the human race. my brain crawled out my ear and tried to escape when i read this. your logic is flawed and falling apart at the seams, while you spew more garbage to hold it together.

god and the human race weep for you, sweetie.

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