So called same-sex marriages are irrelevant to life and in sharp contrast to what human relationships ought to be truly about! They are a dead-end road! Same-sex means no sex!
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Same-sex means no sex!
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Same-sex means no sex!
Ach, wirklich?
I thought it was married sex that meant no sex.
So if we let them get married, they'll stop having sex, which will please god.
So, we should let them get married!
Anyway, it's a mute point in Canada
[So called same-sex marriages are irrelevant to life...]
So why ban them?
[...and in sharp contrast to what human relationships ought to be truly about!]
Maybe you should begin by explaing what human relationships are about in the first place?
[They are a dead-end road!]
So--again--why ban them?
[Same-sex means no sex!]
Uh...no, it doesn't.
"Same-sex means no sex!"
ROFL.
No sex, huh? Here, I have some videos for you ...
"So called same-sex marriages are irrelevant to life and in sharp contrast to what human relationships ought to be truly about!"
Wait, are you also insinuating that ALL human relationships are about sex?
The guy is an ignorant retard who still hasn't accepted the fact that same-sex marriage is a fact in Canada (either that or he's from the USA and is simply commenting on the CBC story about Connecticut, whatever).
Same-sex unions will someday be legal across the USA. It is as inevitable as freeing the African slaves, granting them and women the vote, allowing mixed-marriages, etc.
Human rights are enshrined in your Constitution and the only way to stop it from happening in the USA would be to turn your country into the kind of theological "Hell-on-Earth".
Because all marriages are just about sex. Not about love, fidelity, or respect; nope, it's all about the sexing! *sarcasm*
Same se marriages are very much relevant to those involved. Presumable they are alive, unless you are mixing with the Undead.
As to same sex meaning no sex, perhaps you are protesting a little too loudly for us to believe you are entirely genuine in your anti-gay stance.
It seems that as far as the Church is concerned, sex is only for baby-making. Of course it would be a grievous sin to actually ENJOY it, eh? Everyone knows that the only reason sex is enjoyable is because the Devil put it there to tempt us. Of course it just makes sense.
Idiot.
Amusingly enough, there is LESS sex amongst the gays than straight people. (Apparently the same percentage of gay men and straight women like anal sex. Apparently its the same percentage of straight and gay men enjoy it as well when you check a similar population that have tried it)
Anal sex is not for everyone... Most gay people have not EVEN TRIED IT. (Only 40% try it, and only 10% of the population enjoy it and do so regularly)
You must be one of the only five men in the Universe who have never seen lesbian porn. Poor Joe!
Same-sex means lots of hot sex with no risk of pregnancy.
Kinda like barren hetero sex. It's all but barren, ya know; lot's of fun, no need for messy contraception methods...
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