I never confused Crooked Joe Biden with Barack Obama, except in the form of a sarcastic joke, which the Fake News knows and fully understands. Sarcasm is a very dangerous thing for me to use!!!
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Sarcasm is a very dangerous thing for me to use!!!
Well, duh. EVERYTHING that comes out of your pie- burgerhole is dangerous for you because you have literally NO filter, dumbass. You instantly keep saying every single dumb thing that even remotely surfaces in that walnut you call a brain. You’re like pure Id with no Ego or Superego whatsoever to balance it out. You’re impulsiveness personified! Not to mention YOU’RE AN IDIOT!!
Sarcasm is a very dangerous thing for me to use!!!
Well, I have to give him that. He says so many actively stupid and illegal things that finding the sarcasm is very hard.
It’s also another case where he would have been better off just admitting he got it wrong. Every presidential candidate gets something obvious wrong eventually. He could have easily said he was being jerked around switching from his presidential campaign and the court cases but no, he has to claim he is infallible.
But you lie. You lie even when the truth would be to your advantage. We’ve watched you do this for so many years.
You lie when you know the truth, when you don’t know the truth, and when you didn’t exactly hear the question.
So, frankly, you denying so strenuously that you ever confused the two tells me that you must have done so.
Sarcasm is a very dangerous thing for me to use!!!
…along with Dramatic Irony, Metaphor, Puns, Parody and… Satire, Doug Piranha would ask you ‘So what are Litotes ?’
You’d pull your own head off rather than attempt to answer that one.
You’ve become a Parody of yourself, Donald Fart.
Speaking of Metaphor, those prosecutors are basically his brother Dinsdale:
They’ll verbally nail your head to the floor.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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