I'm classifying myself and others like me as Neanderthal descendents rather than Homo sapiens, since I am Caucasian and not of African origins or descent, as neo-Darwinists claim Homo sapiens are.
Neo-Darwinists associate Homo sapiens with African monkey and ape ancestors. I associate myself and others like me with the Neanderthal descendents of Noah in order to be included in Christ's own ancestral genealogy.
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"He gets belittled constantly on every Christian Board I have seen, but for some reason jcrawford just can't accept that he is a homo sapien."
Neanderthals were European (descended, like us, from the African homo erectus). Noah was Middle-Eastern (Mt. Ararat is in Turkey near Iran).
Yeah, I agree with ez-c. Let him claim to be a Neandertal.http://www.whysanity.net/monos/trueromance.html\ ">great, great, great, great, great-grandmother was f*cked by a n*gger, and had a half-n*gger kid. That is a fact.</a> (http://www.whysanity.net/monos/trueromance.html )
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Oh, man, where to begin with this one?
Huh?
Neanderthals died out some 30 000 years ago, and they were cousins to Homo Sapiens, not descendants.
What is a neo-Darwinist?
You do know that Jesus was a Jew from Palestine, right? Just a few hundred kilometers from the African border. His genalogy has more in common with the Egypts in Africa, than with the Caucasians in Northern America.
Can you blame him though? Neanderthals took care of the aged and sick of their band. Neanderthals buried their dead with reverent ceremonies.
I WISH there was more of that Neanderthal spirit alive in the world today.
Confused?
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