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I HaveSeen real Vampires

I have seen vampires. What do you know about them? They was smoking weed, stupid, satanist, marksist, feminist and liar. Why all humans, vampires, demons, aliens are stupid? Why do you drink alcohol and Coke? Why John Biden abusing children on screen? Why James Alefantis ate children of Haiti? Why Obamas wife look like man and they not talking about that? Why George Bush not get assassinated? Why CIA killed 3333 people at 9/11 and they said Saudis done it but they attacked to Iraq. Why did you killed Jesus Christ and Gregory rasputin? WHY DO YOU KEEP BEING STUPID?

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old comment by DaveAssistantHRManager

I welcome Thee to the Monolith holding such trivial whispers and such important misery! Deep within stirs a being that was divided many times. Rebirth over the course of its lifetime caused by the suppression of memories, a skill gained by accustomization to traumatic experiences. But now said being is coming whole again. What shall be seen once said being has become one unit of comprehension and understanding once more? Shall the heavens bleed, or will the heavens weep with joy? Is not blood shed joy for predators? The Feast shall reveal all. What light do you give to others, others that have heard the entirety of the universe behind a thousand sets of eyes? Do you need to break their teeth to show that one universe is only meaningful to the Archons and the worlds beyond are infinitely infinite to all but those who listen to candles burn in the night?

old comment by SpukiKitty

After reading all that, I was going to ask the same thing about you.

First you say you've seen vampires....then go on to say stuff about Biden abusing kids, James Alefantis eating Haitian kids, more weirdness about Dubya, 9/11 conspiracies and....well, apparently I was alive in both the First Century Palestine and 1917 Russia simultaneously so I could kill Jesus and....of all people....Rasputin.

And YOU are asking why WE are stupid!

You sound like someone who needs to stay at the psych ward of the hospital, downtown!

After AAAAALLLLLL that....you STILL haven't elaborated one word about the vampires you saw! Were they sexy? Did they look like Dracula or Carmilla? Were they pathetic, sparkly prettyboys like Edward or they one of those more traditional ghoulish things? Orlock, perhaps?

Spike? Angel? Lestat? A teenage Punk biker gang from Santa Clara?

Why would vampires want to kill a magical sex-crazed heretic monk? Wouldn't Rasputin be their kinda guy?

Come to think of it; That would make for an interesting movie!

....and who the heck's James Alefantis?

Were you playing Vampire the masquerade at the time or the video game adaptation Bloodlines?

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