Look, if you want to play with your soul, like you play with you boyfriends kiester, then by all means do it. You are the one who has to stand before God and account for all you have done. Maybe, just maybe, we are all stupid and you are the smart one. Maybe there is no after life and you are living the high life and could care less about what happens after you die. That is your choice, but don't use your ideas to prove a point that everyone else is brainwashed because we don't want to queer off like you do. You have hijacked a name,"Gay", and perverted it to a mongrel name. "Gay" actually means "Got AIDS Yet", and to put it with diseases like cancer and other diseases makes me sick. Your choice to let someone use your ass for a knothole and when you get the disease you should be sent out to a place like a lepors colony. But, that is between you and the everafter. Good Luck with explaining that to God.
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ah yes the word gay:
1178, "full of joy or mirth," from O.Fr. gai "gay, merry" (12c.); cf. O.Sp. gayo, Port. gaio, It. gajo. Ultimate origin disputed; perhaps from Frank. *gahi (cf. O.H.G. wahi "pretty"), though not all etymologists accept this. Meaning "brilliant, showy" is from c.1300. OED gives 1951 as earliest date for slang meaning "homosexual" (adj.), but this is certainly too late; gey cat "homosexual boy" is attested in N. Erskine's 1933 dictionary of "Underworld & Prison Slang;" the term gey cat (gey is a Scot. variant of gay) was used as far back as 1893 in Amer.Eng. for "young hobo," one who is new on the road and usually in the company of an older tramp, with catamite connotations. But Josiah Flynt ["Tramping With Tramps," 1905] defines gay cat as, "An amateur tramp who works when his begging courage fails him." Gey cats also were said to be tramps who offered sexual services to women. The "Dictionary of American Slang" reports that gay (adj.) was used by homosexuals, among themselves, in this sense since at least 1920. Rawson ["Wicked Words"] notes a male prostitute using gay in reference to male homosexuals (but also to female prostitutes) in London's notorious Cleveland Street Scandal of 1889. Ayto ["20th Century Words"] calls attention to the ambiguous use of the word in the 1868 song "The Gay Young Clerk in the Dry Goods Store," by U.S. female impersonator Will S. Hays. The word gay in the 1890s had an overall tinge of promiscuity -- a gay house was a brothel. The suggestion of immorality in the word can be traced back to 1637. Gay as a noun meaning "a (usually male) homosexual" is attested from 1971.
(online ontological dictionary)
Not exactly a recent "hijack"
"Good Luck with explaining that to God."
Yeah, yeah, yeah. When God actually shows up, you let me know, K?
If your God is omniscient, why would one have to explain anything to him?
AIDS is not confined to homosexuals, homosexuality is not a choice, why are you suggesting that homosexuality is "living the high life" (closeted much?), and you are a douchebag.
"Maybe, just maybe, we are all stupid and you are the smart one."
Well, that's certainly how it looks from here.
"Gay" actually means "Got AIDS Yet"
Jesus fucking christ... that was a patheticly immature schoolyard "joke" back when I was a kid.
What kind of craptard mistakes a fucking humourless joke as a fact??
Maybe, just maybe, we are all stupid and you are the smart one....
One part of that statement is definitely true.
Moronic cunt.
"Gay" actually means "Got AIDS Yet"...
The 1980s called. They want their complete lack of comprehension about AIDS back.
Good Luck with explaining that to God.
F*** Him and f*** you too, cowboy.
At least they didn't trot out the tired "Adam and Steve" line.
Perhaps the earliest movie use of gay in that sense was in "Bringing Up Baby" in 1938 - in one scene, Cary Grant, wearing one of Kate Hepburn's nightgowns, says, "I guess I've gone gay all of a sudden!"
And God really means
'Gay or Die'
And with the rainbow bit, the 12 boyfriends, the 144,000 men who have never been defiled by a woman. It's pretty obvious which team your Yahweh's playing for.
Funny how in the 80's the group I hung with thought that AIDs was either exchanged through butt sex only, or that it was a blood disease and that mosquito's could transfer it. I guess I just hung with a bunch of guys who were comfortable with there heterosexuality.
If god is omnipotent, why do you have to "explain" shit to him? I thought he knew everything, so wouldn't he know why you dared be attracted to the same sex?
Who is this fucking tool? I bet he's a closet case.
AIDS is easiest spread from man to woman. Most people contracting aids today are heterosexuals in sub-Saharan Africa.
What happens after I die? I will rot in the ground. Or, if I get my wish, my ashes will fertilize the ground. Nothing to care about, really. It just is.
What's a kiester? Besides a township in Minnesota, that is.
"You have hijacked a name,"Gay", and perverted it to a mongrel name."
Hi, I'm Gay, what's your name?
"could care less about what happens"
Pet peeve of mine; It's COULDN'T care less, stupid!!!
If I COULD care less, then I actually do care about what happens.
Don't you have to stand before God and account for all you have done, too? Judge not lest ye be judged, does that ring a bell?
Confused?
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