God's Son is coming back soon, repent while there is still time! DO NOt take the mark of the beast vaccine! New World Order is here! Stock up on food and necessities! The Bible said many would die of famin ee
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God's Son is coming back soon
You all keep saying that... it's been, what, 2000 years or so maybe? I ain't seen the guy yet...
Edited to add: if you do see him, I have some things to talk to the guy about, lol 😆
God's Son is coming back soon
When GS says ‘soon’, it can mean anything from 5 seconds to 5 trillion years, depending on what’s convenient for him at the time.
The Bible said many would die of famin ee
What’s famin ee? One of the chemicals in chemtrails?
Stock up on food
Better ensure it's not in tins bought from stores...:
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...or you've already taken the Mark.
Frankly, Agent 47 has more chance of surviving: obviously. And he has a barcode on the back of his head.
Yes, please die, whenever of “famin ee” or otherwise. Just don’t waste a hospital’s time, your life isn’t worth their time.
“God's Son Cththulu is coming back soon, repent while there is still time!”
Much nicer without changing the point!
Now, I might not be a Biblical scholar, but I know a fair bit about the Bible.
And by you know, reading the Bible, I can easily say you are full of shit. A jab in the upper arm is not a "mark" on the forehead or right hand. And the mark is the name or number of the beast. So, yeah. Not close.
And I've yet to see a seven headed, ten horned, ten diadem wearing leopard with bear feet and a lion's mouth, so we're safe anyway.
@TheKingofRhye Yeah, the Book of Revelation has awesome imagery in it. Scorpion tailed, armor plated lion haired locusts with long hair flying about, a lamb horned dragon voiced second beast that brings fire down from the sky, a seven horned seven eyed lamb, the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, and other really neat bits.
Just a shame people take it mostly literally.
Well, I still do feel a little ill from my vaccination, but don’t believe it’s the Mark of the East, lol. As for famine, HA, still plenty of food around here and tell God’s Son to set an appointment - finally after 2000 years.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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