I watched some TV news footage of the Mount Rushmore protests by anti-American jerks last night, but all I really saw were two dozen fat, redskin Indians making animal noises while banging on drums. Maybe they don’t speak English? (A quick list of the accomplishments of American Indians during the past 500 years: 1) scalping people; 2) planting corn; 3) ???? That’s not much of a list, is it? At least now the redskins have telephones, dentists and air conditioning).