The votes for fundie of the year are in! Here are some of the folks who made this show impossible:
Religious Fundie: Lady Checkmate (11/17)
Go forth and conquer, fellow sockpuppets of Peewee.
Wingnut: Rabbis For Hitler (8/17), Monarchieliga (8⁄17)
This one was a draw between these two.
I’ll just let the phrase “Rabbis for Hitler” stand on its own. I have nothing to add to it.
As for the monarchist movement? I’ll just link to the anti-reactionary FAQ if you want to see it debunked. Or, if you prefer, I’ll just declare myself king and order the monarchy to be torn down, like the end of Magic Knight Rayearth. That show managed to be though-provoking and fun at the same time in a way that TV rarely manages.
Moonbat: EmmaRoseheart (7/17)
Alternatively, she could earn the “Hitler Ate Sugar” award for concluding that verisimilitude, being a root characteristic of fascism, is therefore fascist. A classic “there is no world outside of literary criticism” moonbat.
CT: Jacob Wohl (6/17), Deep State Exposed (6⁄17)
Two anti-feminist houses, both alike in insanity, come to another draw. Wohl pulls a bizarre concept where teh femenists somehow hate locked briefcases for their manliness, while Deep State Exposed takes “transvestigation” to it’s illogical conclusion and decides that the First Ladies of the United States were all trans.
Racist: Cuyen (9/17)
But incels are just a support group. Nothing problematic at all about sex tourism, and using your white privilege and money to extort sex. No, sirree, bob, nothing but a support group.
Ableist: Judith Newman (11/17)
You know how most bigots lighten up when it gets between them and their family, and you sometimes make fun of them for being hypocrites? I’d rather Judith Newman was a hypocrite.
Grifter: Sandra Porta (8/17)
Mary Sue: Caamib (7/16)
Nobody takes you seriously, caamib. That’s probably a bad thing, considering the chance that you might shoot up a school or something, but your beliefs are so far outside of the norm that other self-identified incels aren’t sexist enough for you. In spite of others’ doxxing you and digging up newspaper articles about you, there’s a part of me that refuses to believe that you’re for real.
Funniest Quote: DJS (Pillowfucker) (10/17)
I voted for the “seven elements of a crime” one, but the masturbation guru one is pretty funny, too. Davey also comes across as not-for-real, but at least he has the excuse that he was born into Christianity, rather than coming to it on his own like an incel must have.
Nightmare Fuel: Rev. Ronald E. Williams and Patti Williams (9/17)
This is actually a third-party article based on a boarding school that has been in FSTDT’s Top 100 for over a decade. And it thoroughly deserves being reposted. This isn’t just evil, it’s kind of dumb, proving that anyone who does it is so twisted that they not only don’t act charitably towards infants, they don’t even act in their own best interests any more. Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you, Mr. and Mrs. Williams?! And why aren’t you in jail?
Magnetic Crank: Sherry Shriner (8/18), Victor Justice (8⁄18)
One more draw. Sherry Shiner combines “New Age” quackery with Christianity, both, by name. She seems to think that the New Ages are right about everything, while simultaneously thinking they’re in league with the Devil. The post is borderline keyword-stuffing with its talk of DNA strands, androgyny, lizards, and gold.
Victor Justice, at least, seems to at least follow recognizable tropes of wingnuttery, and everything seems to follow from there. He just wants to discredit the environmentalists, and will do anything else necessary to pull it off.
Board: Daily Stormer (9/16)
Andrew Anglin desperately wants to be The Joker. Maybe he can follow Heath Ledger’s example?
Movement: QAnon (8/17)
A warmed-over version of old Satanism hate, combined with political conspiracy theories, and turned into a dumb meme. Truly, it is representative of the pinnacle of the decade.
Submitter: Bastethotep (9/17)
My friend, and fellow moderator. You have been around here longer than I have, and every sign shows no sign of stopping any time soon. You are truly a constant in this ever-changing world. Thanks.
Comment: Skidie(1) (6/17)
Dang, you can be harsh. But what’s better, unlike several commenters and most fundie OPs, you’re also completely fair. I just hope your optimistic view of the future really does come to pass.