David J. Stewart #sexist #fundie jesus-is-savior.com
To masturbate, a man ought not use his hand, because that is not very satisfying. Here's what you do guys—take a larger size pillow (or one that is comfortable for you), and place about seven napkins on the center of the pillow, then fold the pillow in half to simulate a woman. With a little imagination it does the job. Please don't quote me on that...lol.
Granted, there's nothing like the real thing, but once you are finished (whether you be married or alone without a woman) your will be relieved and be able to sleep at night, and cope with your difficult situation. I am being very transparent and honest to help other men. The pillow is MUCH BETTER than the hand (i.e., Rosy Palm and her five sisters). If you think I'm a pervert, then you are a rotten person for judging a man who doesn't have a wife, and you are woefully ignorant of how a man's body works. Men aren't like women, they can't just turn off their sex drive. Thus, masturbation is sometimes necessary and nothing to be ashamed of fellas. As Pastor Jack Hyles wisely said: I don't have a dirty mind, I have a man's mind!
If I were a king over a land, I would make sure that every man in my kingdom had a wife, and every wife a husband. THAT IS BIBLICAL! 1st Corinthians 7:1-2, “Now concerning the things whereof ye wrote unto me: It is good for a man not to touch a woman. Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.” If a man is to avoid the sin of fornication, he has one of two choices: To find a wife, or masturbate! I would 10,000 times prefer the wife, but I haven't found her yet! If the Lord puts me in charge of a city during His millennial reign (because the Scripture teaches we will reign with Him - Revelation 20:6), I will make sure that everyone is married. People simply don't care about each other in these apostate times. All the Bible colleges and churches want is money!